爱华网笑话,顾名思义,是一种通过幽默的文字或图示来达到令人会心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文学形式。本文是适合八年级英语笑话，希望对大家有帮助!
适合八年级英语笑话篇一
A psychiatrist asked a patient what she had dreamed the previous night. She replied that she had not dreamed at all.
"Madame," he said, "I can't help you if you won't do your homework."
适合八年级英语笑话篇二
Two smiling corpses are lying in a morgue in Alabama, and a detective goes into the coroner's to find the causes of death. The coroner points to the first dead man.
"This is Cletus," he says. "He died of shock after winning 20 million on the lottery."
He then moves on to the second smiling corpse. "This is Bo," says the coroner. "He died after being struck by lightning."
"Well," asks the detective, "Why in hell was the fool smiling?"
"Oh," says the coroner. "He thought he was having his picture taken."
适合八年级英语笑话篇三
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"I hurt all over," said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
"Oh that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled,
"Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Oh even that hurts," she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."
适合八年级英语笑话篇四
Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face.
The other guy asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied, "I came here for blood test."
The second one asked, "So? Why are you crying? Are you afraid?"
The first guy replied, "No. Not that. During the blood test they cut my finger."
Hearing this, the second one started crying.
The first one was astonished and asked the other, "Why are you crying?"
Then the second guy replied, "I have come for a urine test."
适合八年级英语笑话篇五
A little boy opened the big and old Bible with fascination. He looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between pages.
"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered: "It's Adam's suit!!!"
