爱华网愿得一人心是个童话，白首不分离是个笑话。下面是小编带来的爆笑英语笑话加翻译，欢迎阅读!
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(一)
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一块儿回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道："爸爸，'醉'字是什么意思?" "唔，孩子，"父亲回答说，"你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。" "可是，爸爸， "孩子说，"那儿只有一个警察呀!"
(二)
有一次跟我正在火急火燎地在网上搜索怎么破解我电脑中的病毒，我麻麻叫我吃饭，我说，麻麻我电脑中病毒啦，我先搞定了再吃。然后我麻麻就问我：
Can you get infected from the virus on your computer?你电脑的病毒会传染给你吗?
男盆友学的是电子工程，然后一次去我叔叔家，婶婶得知后眼里放光，说：
Oh, you are an electronics engineer? Can you please repair my fridge?奥，你学电子工程的呀?那你帮我修修冰箱呗!
宿舍起火了，跟一同学说快打119啊，同学一脸茫然：
What's the phone number to 119?119的电话是多少?
听以为非洲友人抱怨曾经有人这么问他：
Do you (Africans) live on top of trees?你们非洲人都住在树顶上吗?
一位去维也纳旅行的朋友曾遭遇这样的问题：
"Look, that's the moon. Do you have it back in China?"“看，月亮!你回国之后还能看到月亮吗?”
码农表示曾经被无数次这么问过：
Oh so you are a computer engineer. Can you hack my friend's gmail account?奥，你是个码农呀。你可以黑一下我朋友的邮箱吗?
带一个二货同学一起逛论坛，他惊呼：
Dude, who is this Anon User? He seems to have knowledge of almost everything!喂，我说这个叫做“匿名”的用户是谁啊?他懂真多啊!
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(一)
It's not that.
A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.
B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.
A: No, it wasn't raining.
不是那样的。
A：我看见7个女孩共撑一把伞却没有一个被淋湿。
B：啊?那一定是把很大的伞吧!
A：不是，当时并没有下雨。
(二)
The Fish Net
“Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?”
“A lot of little holes tied together with strings.” replied the little girl.
“你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安?” 老师发问道。
“把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。” 小女孩回答道。
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(一)
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, “Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot.”
“Why use my elbow and foot?”
“Well, gosh,” was the reply, “You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?”
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答
(二)
A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die'
The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.
一男生向一女生发誓：亲爱的，请你一定要嫁给我，不然我会死掉的
女孩拒绝了。六十年后，那个男生死掉了。
