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关于英文小笑话带翻译篇一
A shop owner1 closed2 his shop and went home. He was3 very tired but just as4 he went to bed, the telephone rang. A man asked, "What time do you open your shop?"
The owner was angry about this phone call. He put down the telephone without answering and went back to bed. A few5 minutes later6, his telephone rang again and the man asked the same questions. The owner became7 very angry and he shouted, "You needn't ask me when I open the shop for I won't let you in."
"Oh, no, I don't want to get in," the man said8, "I want to go out now . "
一个店老板关闭了店铺，回家去了。他非常疲惫，但就在他刚躺下时电话铃响了。一个人问：“你什么时候打开你的店?”
店主很不高兴这个电话。没有回答，他放下听筒，回去睡觉。几分钟后，电话又响了，该名男子问同样的问题。店老板非常生气，他喊道：“你不用问我什么时候打开店铺，因为我不会让你……”
“哦，不。我不想进去，”那人说：“我想出去。”
关于英文小笑话带翻译篇二
The Perfect Son 完美的儿子
A: I have the perfect1 son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever2 come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
A：我有一个很完美的儿子。
B：他抽烟吗?
A：不抽。
B：他喝威士忌酒吗?
A：不喝。
B：他会不会很晚回家?
A：不会。
B：我想你确实有一个完美儿子。那他多大了?
A：下个星期三就满6个月了。
关于英文小笑话带翻译篇三
Is that clock right? 这钟准确吗?
Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, What's the time, please?
After a few months, Dan said to himself, I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here. Then he did so.
Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time, he thought happily. But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, Is that clock right?
丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。每天都有数千人经过他的门口，而且许多人都会停下来问他:请问现在几点?
几个月后，丹想：我不想再回答这些蠢人提出的问题了，我要去买一只大钟，把它挂在这儿的墙上。于是他买了一只钟，把它挂在了墙上。
现在人们总不会再停下来问我时间了。他高兴地想。可是打那以后，每天仍有许多人停下来，看看钟，然后问丹：这钟准吗?
关于英文小笑话带翻译篇四
Only one piece of meat 只有一块肉
Customer1: Waiter, I've only got2 one piece of meat in my dish3.
Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.
顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉?
服务员：先生，请稍候，我去把它切成两块。
关于英文小笑话带翻译篇五
Not learn to spend money 没学会花钱
A friend was trying to encourage his elderly mother to enjoy the money, she had accumulated through frugal1 living. "Mother," he said, "you have enough money to last you until you're a hundred."
"And then what'll I do?" she replied.
一位朋友试图劝他的老妈妈要享用钱，她通过节俭的生活攒下了钱。“妈妈，”他说，“你有足够的钱能让你用到一百岁。”
“到了一百岁又该怎么办?”她回答。
