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关于英语笑话故事：Two Hearts Beating
两颗心脏在跳动
Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
护士：手术后你感觉怎样?
Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.
病人：很不错，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。
Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere jsut now.
护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才到处寻找他的手表呢。
关于英语笑话故事：Two Hearts Beating
两颗心脏在跳动
Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
护士：手术后你感觉怎样?
Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.
病人：很不错，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。
Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere jsut now.
护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才到处寻找他的手表呢。
关于英语笑话故事：Talking a lot
说太多
Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!
老师：萨姆，你说话太多了!
Sam: It’s a family tradition.
萨姆：这是家庭传统。
Teacher: What do you mean?
老师：什么意思?
Sam: Sir, My grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
萨姆：先生，我祖父是街头小贩，我爸爸是老师。
Teacher: What about your mother?
老师：那你妈妈呢?
Sam: She’s a woman.
萨姆：她是女人。
关于英语笑话故事：Going to the Theatre
去电影院
"Can I go to the theatre?"asked a mosquito to her mother.
“我可以去电影院吗?”一只蚊子问妈妈。
"Yes, but be aware and pay attention during the applause."
“可以，但是要小心，观众鼓掌的时候可要留神。”
关于英语笑话故事：Doing Something Wrong
做错事
Daughter: Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?
女儿：妈妈，你为什么有好几根白头发?
Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.
妈妈：每次你做错了事，惹我生气或是流泪，我就会有根头发变白。
Daughter: Mom, how come all of grandma’s hairs are white.
女儿：妈妈，为什么外婆的头发都是白的。
