爱华网中国笑话是极为丰富的,历史也是非常悠久的,并且很早就载录于各种文献以及笑话专集中。下面是小编带来的英语小笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!
英语小笑话带翻译篇一
I'm Glad 我很高兴
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?
Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.
Well done. Who was that?
My granny.
Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.
Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!
【中文翻译】
一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。现在，孩子们，她说：你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?
我，老师，一个小男孩说：昨天我就使别人高兴过。
做得好，是谁呢?
我奶奶。
好孩子，现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。
是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴!’
英语小笑话带翻译篇二
Never work again 决不放弃
A government employee found and old brass lamp in a filing cabinet.
有一位政府机关员工在档案柜里面发现一盏老旧的铜制油灯。
When he dusted it off,a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.
当他把它的灰尘除去的时候。有一个精灵出现了 ，并且同意他三个愿望。
"I'd love an ice-cold beer right now,"
他告诉精灵 “我现在马上就要一瓶冰啤酒 。”
he told the genie .Poof! A beer appeared .
砰!一瓶啤酒出现了。
Next the man said," I wish to be on an island,surrounded by becautiful and willing woman."
这个人接着说：“我想要到一个岛上， 被甘心乐意的美女围绕着。”
Poof!He was on an island with gorgeous woman fawning all over him.
砰!他到了一个岛上，被美女纠缠着对他献殷勤。
Oh,this is the life,the guy thought.
这家伙想着啊，这才是生活呀。
"I wish I never had to work again."
“我希望我永远都不必再工作。”
And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!
砰!他回到他在政府机关的 办公桌前。
英语小笑话带翻译篇三
Climbing the Stairs 爬楼梯
Bill,Jim,and Scott were at a convention together
比尔，吉姆，和史考特一起参加一场会议，
and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75story sky-scraper.
并且在一栋七十五层摩天大楼的顶楼合住一间太套房.
After a long day of meetings
在一整天的会议之后，
they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken
他们非常惊讶地听说他们饭店的电梯坏掉了，
and they would have to climb 75 flights stairs to get to their room.
他们必须要爬七十五层的一楼梯回到他们的房间。
Bill said to Jim and Scott,
比尔对吉姆和史考特说，
Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting .
让我们把精神集中在有趣的事情上，来打发这件令人不爽快又单调 乏味的苦差事。
I will tell jokes for 25 flights,
前二十五层我来说笑话，
and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights ,
后二十五层吉姆可 以唱歌，
and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way.
剩下的路程史考特可以说些悲哀的故事。
At the 26th floor bill stopped telling jockes and Jim began to sing,
到了二十六层 ，比尔停止说笑话，吉姆开始唱歌。
At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.
到了五十一层，吉姆停止唱歌，史考特开始说些悲哀的敬事。
"I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
他说：“首先 ，我要说我最悲哀的故事，我把房间钥匙留在车子里面了!”
英语小笑话带翻译篇四
I Wasn't Asleep ——(我没有睡着)I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒!”
“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。
“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”
英语小笑话带翻译篇五
好孩子 A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
