爱华网同一个冷笑话，你也笑不了几次;为什么同一件事，你总是为它痛苦不止呢?小编精心收集了英文笑话带中文翻译，供大家欣赏学习!
英文笑话带中文翻译：The cost of marriage
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
婚姻的成本
一个小男孩问他的父亲，“爸爸，要花多少钱才能结婚呢?”
“我也不知道，我现在还在交钱。”父亲回答。
英文笑话带中文翻译：让交警为之崩溃的一次驾驶
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him — he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
一个家伙开车的时候警察追了上来。这个家伙摇开窗户问警察：“怎么了，警官?”
“没事，我观察到了你的安全驾驶技术，很高兴你获得了价值5000美元的安全驾驶奖。祝贺你!你认为你要拿这笔钱去做什么?”
他想了一会说“哦，我觉得，我应该去考驾照”。
坐在副驾驶位的女士说"别在意他说的，他喝醉了酒说胡话呢.
“后面座位的家伙说”我告诉你，偷来的车我们走不远的。”
此时，行李箱出现了敲击声并传出一个模糊不清的声音：“我们穿过了边境了吗?”
英文笑话带中文翻译：I Could Do It Slower
Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?
Dentist: Fifty dollars.
Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?
Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.
我可以干得慢一些
病人：拔一颗牙收费多少?
牙医：50美元。
病人：只几分钟的活儿就要50美元?
牙医：好的，如果你喜欢的话，我可以干得慢一些。
英文笑话带中文翻译：So Hospitable the boy is!
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece ofcheese which he laid on the guest's plate.
The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyesthan your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"
"In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。
客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?”
“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
