爱华网笑话是日常生活中人们消遣娱乐的一种常见语言现象,其目的在于在会话过程中传递和激发幽默感。下面是小编带来的英文小笑话带翻译阅读，欢迎阅读!
英文小笑话带翻译阅读篇一
Chief at Wedding警长在婚礼上
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
在小镇上，一位交警拦住了一位在主路超速行驶的司机。
"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain" "Just be quiet," snapped the officer.
“长官”这个男人说，“我可以解释一下。”“安静，”警官打断他说
"I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say" "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
“我要让你在拘留所等着直到警长回来。”“但是，警官，我只是想说，”“我说过安静!你想待在拘留所吗!”
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding.
几小时以后，警官来探望他的拘留犯说：“你很幸运，我们警长去参加他女儿的婚礼了，他回来一定会心情很好。”
He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
“别指望这样，”那人在房里回答道： “我就是新郎。"
英文小笑话带翻译阅读篇二
Serious Chat严肃的聊天
Alice and Monica were having a rare heart to heart talk.
Alice 和Monica正在促膝谈心，这可是很罕见的。
“What’d you consider your worst vice?” Alice asked.
Alice问：“你认为你最大的缺点是什么?”
“I don’t like to admit it.” Monica said. “But my worst vice was my vanity. Sometimes I sit in front of the mirror and just admire my face.”
Monica说：“我不得不承认我最大的缺点是虚荣。有时候我坐在镜子前面就只是欣赏自己的脸。”
“I wouldn’t worry about it.” Said Alice.“That’s not vanity, that’s imagination.”
Alice说：“那不要紧，那不是虚荣，那只是想象而已。”
英文小笑话带翻译阅读篇三
Big sale大减价(也没捞到便宜)
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.
降价大甩卖那天，商场通知的8：30的开业时间未到，门口就排满了被打折的传闻和当地报纸的广告吸引过来的长龙。
A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curse. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again.
一个小个子男人推挤着想到队伍的前面，但被推了回来，期间充斥着各式各样的嘈杂的咒骂。这个人又一次努力往前挤，下巴被重重地碰了几下，并被推来推去，又被挤到了最后面。
As he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line,” That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"
他第二次起来时，他对队伍最后一个人说：“得了，如果他们再这样对我，我就不去开商店门了!”
英文小笑话带翻译阅读篇四
As soon as you wake up, you're fired一睡醒你就被炒鱿鱼了
Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep.
我的同事有好几小时不见人了。我们疯了地到处找他。最后老板发现，他正在睡大觉。
Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest.
最后老板发现，他正在睡大觉。
"As long as you're asleep," it read, "you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired."
“睡觉时”，条上写着，“你是我的员工，醒来你就不是了。”
