爱华网笑话起源甚早,这一点虽然可以推想而知;但是关于它发生时代的状况以及早期口头流传的具体情景,我们并没有可以借之作出明确判断的实际材料。下面是小编带来的英语小笑话带中文，欢迎阅读!
英语小笑话带中文篇一
Can we have our teacher back(能让我们的老师回去吗)
Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"
中文翻译：
有一次，一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。一间教室非常吵闹，因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人，把他带进另一间教室，并让他站在墙角。五分钟以后，一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来，问道，“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢?”
英语小笑话带中文篇二
如果我是一个经理 if I Am a Manager
if I Am a Manager
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.
如果我是一个经理
一天课上，老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。
所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。
“我在等我的秘书”。那孩子答道。
英语小笑话带中文篇三
Gotta Have Faith 要有信心
The is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on cliff several hundred feet in th air.
有个关于在 欧洲座落于高空好几百英尺悬涯高处的修道院故事。
The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled tothe top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength .
到达修道院。唯一的方法，就是被悬吊在由数名修道士用尽他们全力拖拉到山顶的篮子里。
Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying.
很明显的，乘坐篮子爬上陡峭的悬崖是相当令人害怕的。
One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which hewas suspended was old and frayed.
有位旅客约在半途中，注意到悬挂他的绳子很老旧而且被磨损时，心中感到极度紧张不安。
With trembing voice,he asked the monked who was riding with him in the basket how often theychanged the rope.
他用颤抖的声音询问与他一同乘坐在篮子里的修道士，他们多久换绳子一次。
The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely,"Whenever it breaks."
修道士想了一会，然后粗率地回答：“绳子断掉时。”
英语小笑话带中文篇四
Johnny's Prayer 强尼的祈祷
Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room .
强尼因为不乖就被赶进他的房间。
After a while emerged and informed his mother that he had thought over and then said aprayer .
过了一会儿。他就出来跟他的妈妈说他已缓!彻底反省，而且事后祷告了。
"Fine",said the pleased mother.
满心欢喜的妈妈说：“很好，
"If you ask God to help you not misbehave,He will help you."
如果你求上帝帮勘你不要不乖，她就会帮助你。”
"Oh,I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave,"said Johnny.
强尼说："哦，我没有求她帮助我不要不乖;
"I asked him to help you put up with me."
我求它帮助你来忍受我。”
英语小笑话带中文篇五
I don't think I know-我不知道啊
Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
John: "What do you think it is, sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"‘
中文翻译
老师：“John，动词ring的过去分词是什么?”。
约翰：“你想它是什么呢”?
老师：“我不用想，我知道!”。
约翰：“我想我不知道”。
