爱华网笑话由于其滑稽可笑的特点而为人们长久以来所喜爱。下面是小编带来的一分钟幽默英语笑话故事，欢迎阅读!
一分钟幽默英语笑话故事篇一
疯狂的司机
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!”
Herman says，“I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!”
一位高龄老人开着车在高速公路上驾车时，接到了妻子打来的电话，妻子焦急地告诉他说，“赫尔曼，小心!我刚从电台上听到报道说，在280号公路上有一个疯子正在开车逆行!”
赫尔曼说，“我知道，可是不是一个，而是成百上千个!”
一分钟幽默英语笑话故事篇二
Dead turtle 死去的乌龟
"Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.
"妈妈,我的乌龟死了,"小男孩默丁伸出手里的乌龟给妈妈看,悲伤地对她说.
The mother kissed him on the head, then said," That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet.
妈妈亲了一下他的头,说:"没关系.我们用纸巾把它包起来,放到小盒子里,再到后院举行一个小葬礼.然后我们就去吃冰激凌,再买给你一个新宠物."
I don't want you...." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Myrddin, your turtle is not dead after all."
"我不希望你..."妈妈的声音变小了,因为她发现乌龟在动."默丁, 你的乌龟根本没死."
"Oh," the disappointed boy, wanting ice cream and a new pet, said. "Can I kill it?".
"哦,"想着冰激凌和新宠物的男孩失望起来,"我能弄死它吗?"
一分钟幽默英语笑话故事篇三
Egg Donor 鸡蛋捐赠人
One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.
一天，苏在打扫床底下的时候，发现了一个小盒子。出于好奇，她把它打开，发现里面有3个鸡蛋和一万块钱。她感觉有些可疑，就找结了婚20年的丈夫质问。
"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.
弗兰克说：“哦，那个啊，每欺骗你一次，我就放一个鸡蛋到盒子里。”苏虽然对此有点不开心，不过想到20年间才欺骗她3次，也不算很糟糕了。
"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"
“但是那一万块钱是怎么会是?”
"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."
“每当我攒够了12个鸡蛋，我就把它们卖了。”
一分钟幽默英语笑话故事篇四
Bring me the winner 给我那个打赢的吧
Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。
I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。
Well, bring me the winner then.
哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。
一分钟幽默英语笑话故事篇五
男：Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?)
女：Actually I'd rather have the money.(不必，我很有钱。)
男：Can I have your name?(直译：我能有你的名字吗?)
女：Why? Don't you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)
男：I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)
女：I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)
男：Is this seat empty?(直译：这个座位是空的吧?)
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。)
男：Haven't I seen you some place before?(我好象以前在什么地方见过你?)
女：Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。)
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)
女：Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼。)
男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)
女：Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)
