爱华网冷笑话是近几年才出现的新兴语言现象，它以网络为主要的传播方式。本文是八年级英语笑话带翻译，希望对大家有帮助!
八年级英语笑话带翻译：一双非常大的手
Question: If you have five apples in one hand and six oranges in the other hand, what do you have?
Answer: Very BIG hands!
问题：假如你一只手拿了五颗苹果，另一只手握着六颗柳橙，那你有什么?
答案：一双非常大的手。
八年级英语笑话带翻译：我只要跑过你
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"
His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."
两名同伴正穿越一片密林，突然，远远地出现一只老虎，直冲他们跑来。
其中一人从包里取出双“耐克”鞋，并赶紧换上。另一名同伴带着错愕地表情喊着：“你以为你穿上这鞋就能跑过老虎么?”
这名同伴回答说：“我不用跑过老虎，我只要跑过你。”
八年级英语笑话带翻译：我只要跑过你
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"
His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."
两名同伴正穿越一片密林，突然，远远地出现一只老虎，直冲他们跑来。
其中一人从包里取出双“耐克”鞋，并赶紧换上。另一名同伴带着错愕地表情喊着：“你以为你穿上这鞋就能跑过老虎么?”
这名同伴回答说：“我不用跑过老虎，我只要跑过你。”
八年级英语笑话带翻译：A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates
were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then
hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考试
在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。
这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?
尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。
