爱华网笑话是幽默的一个属概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。笑话是民族特有幽默的一种形式。小编分享英语笑话带翻译，希望可以帮助大家!
英语笑话带翻译：吝啬鬼的聚会
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find hisapartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. Whenthe door open, push with your foot."
一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢?”
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
“天哪!” 吝啬鬼回答，“你总不会空着手来吧?”
英语笑话带翻译：老头儿卖马鞍的诀窍
After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50.Inadvertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead: Horse, saddle and bridle for $50.Immediately someone responded to the ad, That's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, What's wrong with your horse?Well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously(错误地) typed ad.
一个人衷爱的马死了，他打算在报上登则广告如下：50元卖马鞍和马缰绳。无意中报纸在广告语中加了个逗号，读起来成这样了，50元卖马，马鞍和马缰绳。马上就有人询问这则广告，这马的价格真是太便宜了，询问者说，马有什么毛病吗?哦，它是死的，安排这条误入的广告的人回答道。
英语笑话带翻译：叛徒的相对定义
Young hopeful:"Father, what is a traitor in politics?"Father (a veteran politician):"A traitor is aman who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."Young hopeful:"Well then, what is aman who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"Father:"A convert, my son."
有希望的青年人：“父亲，什么叫政治叛徒?”父亲(一位老资格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。”有希望的青年人：“那么，离开他的党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢?”父亲：“叫改变信仰者，我的儿子。
英语笑话带翻译：构成世界的肥皂
Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ... Teacher:And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with? Student: Soap!
老师：自然界的四大元素是什么?
学生：火、气、和。。。和。。。
老师：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的?
学生：肥皂。
