爱华网与一般日常会话不同,笑话刻意地违反合作原则,引导出会话含意,并且利用会话含意之间的冲突来达到其预定功能。下面是小编带来的小学英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
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律师咨询费(中英)
A lawyer' s dog, running about unleashed，beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner?" The lawyer answers，"Absolutely.”
一位律师的狗被放出来后，直接来到一了肉店偷了一大块烤肉。之后，肉店老板来到那位律师那里问:“如果一个没有被拴住的狗从我的肉店里偷了一大块烤肉的话，我有没有权利要那只狗的主人赔我的肉钱?”那个律师回答说:“当然可以。”
“Then you owe me $8. 50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today.”
“这么说你欠我八点五美元。今天是你的狗被放出来后到我的店里偷的烤肉。”
The lawyer, without a word，writes the butcher a check for $8. 50.
那位律师一句话没说，给那个肉店老板开了一张八点五美元的支票。
Several periods of time later the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $20 due for a consultation.
过了一阵子。肉店老板打开他的邮箱看到一封信，是那位律师寄来的，上面写着:请付一二十美元律师咨询费。
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原来如此(中英)
I once lived in Arizona near Fort Huachuca, an army installation. Our street consisted mainly of mobile homes with small yards，but grass was difficult to grow in that climate, especially with the many children and dogs romping through the neighborhood. One lawn stood out. however. It was green and lush with neat rows of flowers. I was puzzled how the owner managed to do it until I noticed a sign in the yard. It read: "Danger一Minefield.”
我在亚利桑那州化奇卡要塞附近的一个军队驻扎地住过一段时间。街道两边主要是带有小型庭院的移动房屋，但是由于气候的原因，尤其是许多顽童还有狗四处乱窜，所以青草很难生长。然而，有一片草地幸免于难，长得郁郁葱葱，还间隔着一排排鲜花。让我疑惑不已的是主人用了什么妙方呢?当我注意到放在庭院里的一块牌子时就不觉得奇怪了，上面写着:“危险—雷区。”
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出人意料的答案(中英)
A math teacher had been teaching his class all about fractions for the past week，and now he wanted to find out how much they had been able to remember, so he asked one of the boys in the class, "if I cut a piece of meat into two pieces, what would I get?"
有位数学老师上个星期教授的全是有关分数的问题。现在，他想知道学生能记得多少，所以他就问班上的一个男生:“假如我把一块肉切成两半，结果是多少?”
"Halves,"answered the student at once.
学生立刻回答:“两个二分之一片。”
"Good,"said the teacher, "Robert，if 1 cut each piece in half again?"
老师说:“很好，如果我把每一片再切成两片呢?”
"Fourths," answered Robert.
下一个学生说:“四个四分之一片。”
"Yes，”said the teacher, nodding to the next boy. "And again?"
老师往下问:“罗伯特，假如我再切一次呢?”
"Eighths.”
罗伯特回答:“八个八分之一片。”
“Yes，”said the teacher, nodding to the next boy. "And again`?"
老师一面说:“正确!”一面向另外一名同学点头，问道:“再切一次呢?”
"Sixteenths, sir, was the answer.”
回答是:“老师，十六个十六分之一片。”
"Good ,”said the teacher. "And 1more,，Lisa?"
老师说:“很好，再切一次呢，莉萨?”
"Thirty一seconds ,”answered Lisa after thinking for a few seconds.
莉萨想了一会儿说:“三十二个三十二分之一片。”
"Yes, that’s right. And again?" the teacher continued.
老师又继续说:“对了，再切一次呢?”
"Hamburger meat ,”answered the last student，who thought that all of these questions were becoming a little silly.
最后一个同学回答道:“那就变成肉馅了!”这个学生认为所有这些问题都有点可笑!
