爱华网笑话,是供人们消遣或交际的一种创造性的语言形式,其主要功能是调侃、娱乐或讽刺。它是人们生活中不可或缺的组成部分,与社会密切相关。本文是关于动物的初二简短英语笑话，希望对大家有帮助!
关于动物的初二简短英语笑话篇一
A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿
The tiger plans to eat the deer,so the deer screamed:" you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我?”
The tiger hesitated,feeling very strange,so he asked the deer:" why can't i eat you?老虎一楞,感到很奇怪,于是问鹿：“为什么我不能吃你?”
The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country,so,no matter what you can't eat me !"
鹿说：“因为我是国家二级保护动物,所以,你无论如何也不能吃了我!”
The tiger after hearing what the deer said,laughed and said " haha,then i should really eat you !
老虎听完笑着说：那么我更应该要吃你了
Deer asked :" why "
鹿说：“为什么?”
" because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said
“因为我是国家一级动物!”老虎得意地说.
关于动物的初二简短英语笑话篇二
Two roaches 两只蟑螂
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere -- it's so sanitary(卫生的) that the whole place shines."
"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"
两只蟑螂正在一条小巷的垃圾堆上大吃着，其中的一只谈起了它在一家新开张的餐馆里的经历。
“那时我在街对面的那家新餐馆里，”它说。“那里太干净了!厨房没有一点污渍，地面闪着白光。任何地方都没有垃圾。那里是如此干净，整个地方都在发光。”
“请不要在我吃东西的时候说这个好吗?”另一只蟑螂不悦地说。
关于动物的初二简短英语笑话篇三
Kangaroos and the Cage 袋鼠与笼子
One day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem--how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage. They came to the conclusion that the cage was placed too low and decided to raise it from one to two meters high. But the next day the kangaroos were still at large(详尽的，未被捕的) and they again raised the cage to three meters.
Quite beyond their expectation the next morning they saw the kangaroos still free to go about(着手做，四处走动) . They were alarmed and determined to go to all the length by raising the cage to the height of ten meters.
Later a giraffe(长颈鹿) , while chatting with some kangaroos, asked them, "Do you think they will go on raising your cage?"
"Hard to say," said a kangaroo, "if they continue forgetting to fasten the cage door."
关于动物的初二简短英语笑话篇四
Three Turtles 三只乌龟
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."
The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."
"We won't," the other two promised.
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."
Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."
三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。它们刚到咖啡店的门口，就下起雨来。于是最大的那只乌龟对最小的乌龟说，“回家去取伞吧。”
最小的乌龟说，“如果你们不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”
“我们不喝，”另外两只乌龟答应说。
两年后，大乌龟对中乌龟说，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回来了，我们可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”
正在这时，一个声音从门外传来，“你们要是喝了，我就不去。”
