爱华网冷笑话是近几年才出现的新兴语言现象，它以网络为主要的传播方式。冷笑话不在于好笑，而是它本身无厘头的逻辑能让人为之一冷。小编分享非常搞笑的英语笑话，希望可以帮助大家!
非常搞笑的英语笑话：Impatiently waiting
The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers.
Finally he got around to the youngster, who made his purchase and hurried out to thecurb, where his father was impatiently waiting in his car.
"What took you so long, son?" he asked.
"The man waited on everybody in the store before me," the boy replied. "But I got even."
"How?"
"I wound and set all the alarm clocks while I was waiting," the youngster explained happily. "It's going to be fun at six o'clock."
非常搞笑的英语笑话：Rough boys
The little girl asked her mother if she could go outside and play with the boys. "No," her mother replied, "the boys are much too rough for you to play with." "Well," the little girl asked, "if I find a smooth one can I play with him?"
非常搞笑的英语笑话：Miss Simmons age
Miss Simmons agreed to be interviewed by Alec for the school magazine.
"How old are you Miss Simmons?" asked Alec.
"I'm not going to tell you that."
"But Mr. Hill the technical teacher and Mr. Hill the geography teacher teacher told me how old they were."
"Oh, well," said Miss Simmons. "I'm the same age as both of them."
The poor teacher was not happy when she saw what Alec wrote:
"Miss Simmons, our English teacher, confided in me that she was as old as the Hills."
非常搞笑的英语笑话：Mommy has a baby
When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"
I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."
"I know," she replied, "but what's growing in your rear?"
非常搞笑的英语笑话：Water pistol gift
When my four-year-old son opened his birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.
I was not so pleased. I turned to mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"
Mom smiled and then replied, "OH YES! I remember."
