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1分钟英语笑话演讲稿：Nature lesson
The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?"
One child was ready with the answer: "They don't have a union."
1分钟英语笑话演讲稿：Quite class
The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes.
When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet.
She was shocked and stunned and said, "I've never seen anything like it before. This is wonderful. But, please tell me, what came over all of you? Why are you so well-behaved and quiet?"
Finally, after much urging, a little girl said, "Well, one time you said that if you ever came back and found us quiet, you would drop dead!!"
1分钟英语笑话演讲稿：I didn't Notice it
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?
Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the other.
1分钟英语笑话演讲稿：别烦我
Don't bother me
One day a kind man met a panicky little boy in his neighbor-hood when he was going home from his office.
He noticed that the boy seemed to have fought with other boys. He kindly said: "Why do you have a black eye, little man? I am sorry to see that?"
Unexpectedly the boy replied angrily: "Don't bother me. You go home to feel sorry for your own little boy-he has got two!"
有一天一个好心的人下班回家时，在他居住的小区里碰到一个神色慌张的小男孩。
他注意到这个孩子像是刚和别的孩子打过架，就亲切的对他说：“小家伙，你怎么会有个黑眼眶呀?看到你这样，我很为你难过?”
不料这个小男孩竟然气冲冲地回答说：“别烦我。你回家去为你自己的小男孩难过吧。他有两个黑眼眶。”
1分钟英语笑话演讲稿：她把所有的诱饵都吃了
She Ate All My Bait
The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. "The last time she came," he objected, "I didn't catch a single fish."
"I'll talk to her," his mother said, "and I promise this time she won't make any noise."
"It wasn't the noise, Mom," the boy replied, "She ate all my bait."
当妈妈提出让小男孩带着妹妹一起去钓鱼时，他坚决反对。“上次她跟着我，”他反对说，“我连一条鱼都没能钓上。”
“我会告诉她，”妈妈说，“我保证这次她不再发出响声了。”
“妈妈，不是响声，”男孩回答，“是她把所有的诱饵都吃了。”
