爱华网笑话是日常生活中常见的一种幽默。与一般日常会话不同,笑话刻意违反合作原则,由此衍生出会话含意,并利用会话含意之间的冲突实现其预定功能。小编精心收集了小学短篇英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!
小学短篇英语笑话篇1
Get a Spanking 打屁股
A little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day, he tapped his teacher
on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't
get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking."
一个小男孩成绩不好。一天，他拍着老师的肩膀对老师说：”我不想吓唬你，但是我爸说了，如果
我成绩还这么差，有人就要被打屁股了。”
小学短篇英语笑话篇2
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again."
"Well, uh, yes, it is." replied Carol. "I was stupid and made my homework paper into a paper airplane."
"Carol, you're right, that wasn't a very bright thing to do," said the teacher, "but this once I'll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in."
"Oh, but that won't work," said Carol, looking even sadder. "You see, the plane was hijacked."
小学短篇英语笑话篇3
One Kiss per Yard 一个吻一码
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
“Only one kiss per yard,” replied the smirking male clerk.
“That's fine," replied the girl. “I'll take ten yards.”
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
小学短篇英语笑话篇4
Once there were two backpackers who saw a bear begin to charge them, so one backpacker took off his hiking boots and put on running shoes.
His companion asked, "You'll never outrun the bear, why are you putting those on?"
The guy with the running shoes replied, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you."
小学短篇英语笑话篇5
A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present.
"Who is the most obedient, never talks back to Mother, and does everything he or she is told?" he inquired.
There was a silence and then a chorus of voices: "You play with it, Daddy!"
