爱华网《老友记》(Friends;六人行)是美国一套久映电视荧幕十年的幽默情景喜剧系列，被公认为史上最成功、世界影响力最大的美剧之一。故事设定在纽约曼哈顿的一个朋友圈子中，描述六个“普通”青年的“情感起伏、事业波折和生活的喜怒哀乐”，手携手一起走过十年风雨。以下是小编为大家准备的老友记第一部的台词，希望大家喜欢!
老友记第一部的台词(一)1、RACHEL: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.
瑞秋由于罗斯和朱莉的亲密而难过，甚至找回大坏蛋保罗过夜。垃圾罗斯，即使放弃了所爱的女孩，也不要在她面前那样肆无忌惮!
2、JOEY: I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you.
乔依对瑞秋说他虽然阅女无数，但从来没有爱谁像罗斯爱瑞秋一样深。爱情重在质量，而非数量。如果能遇到命里的人，乔依还愿意做情圣吗?
3、ROSS: You are way too good to be with a guy like that. You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good.
罗斯跟瑞秋说保罗根本就配不上她，她值得更好的男人，一个懂得她的有趣、善良、迷人、性感的更好的男人。那个人应该在每天醒来后都因为发现有她在身边而觉得自己是最幸运的人………………
4、MONICA: Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist.
莫尼卡明知道新生儿长得很快，但还是忍不住给本买了很贵的耐克鞋。Monica Bang实在是个很好的姑姑。
5、PHOEBE: Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the world was flat? And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?
“过去最聪明的人都不相信地球是圆的，50年前，没有人认为小小的原子有什么能量。所以，有没有一丁点的可能进化论是错的呢?”
怪诞超人菲比靠这段话竟说服了科学狂人罗斯。朋友要彼此包容，要给他一个怪诞或者是与众不同的空间。
6、MONICA: You know what you want now. Most guys don't even have a clue. You are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and intimate with someone.
钱德勒害怕由于自己的挑剔会无伴终老。女孩们对他说男人都是这个样子的，不懂得珍惜。至少你发现自己错了，你比其他男人要强，你已经做好了珍惜一个人的准备了。
7、CHANDLER: Good-bye Mr. Heckles. We'll try to keep it down.
最最善良的钱德勒，在怪人海先生去世后保留了他的同学录，因为有人在上面说了海先生的好话，所以应该有人保存着它。
最后，他对着空荡的房间说：“再见，海先生，我们会尽量安静一些的……”
8、PHOEBE: I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would have been the one who. . . no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't think either answer would make me feel better.
“如果六年前你就发现你不是同性恋，而那时我正在你身边。你会不会选择我?……不要告诉我答案，因为会或不会都只会让我难过。”
可怜的菲比那么疯狂的爱着这个同性恋丈夫，为他的离去一个月不出门，甚至不小心吃了奶酪汉堡(素食主义者的疯狂)。可这个人回来说他不是同性恋，并且要和另一个女人结婚。
9、ROSS: I, I just never think of money as an issue.
RACHEL: That's 'cause you have it.
六人因为经济问题弄得不爽。其实他们六个十年来经济起伏都挺大。钱这东西很奇怪，有时能体现友谊，有时也会毁了友谊。好的对策是：有钱的该认为这是个问题，没钱的少想这方面的事。
10、ROSS: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?When, when were you... under me?
“你不爱我了!你不爱我了?你什么时候……爱过我?”
虽然字面上看比较色情，但这确是最温暖的话了。罗斯终于知道了瑞秋的想法，两人的爱终于超越了时差。
11、ROSS: Try the bottom one.
罗斯说自己舍不得朱莉，瑞秋也很无奈。两人大吵，罗斯走了，瑞秋锁了咖啡馆的门，一个人哭。哭完之后，发现罗斯还在门口。瑞秋打开好几把锁，门还是开不了。罗斯说：“试试最下边那道锁。”门打开了，爱也跟着回来。
12、PHOE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?Ok, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
“我们要知道这个吻的全过程。它的结局是好是坏?它是很温柔的拂过你的嘴唇还是很饥渴的要吃掉你的那种?当时罗斯是抱你满怀还是轻轻的抚弄着你的肩膀呢?”
JOEY: Tongue?Cool.
“是舌吻吗?酷!”
这就是女孩和男孩们听到罗斯和瑞秋终于初吻的不同反应。关心的东西不同，但为朋友高兴的心情可是一样的呀。
13、ROSS: [long pause] She's not Rachel.
罗斯列出瑞秋的许多缺点，关于朱莉的缺点，只有一条：“她不是瑞秋。”
14、ROSS: number one: The way you cry at game shows. Number two: how much you love your friends. Number three: the way you play with your hair when you're nervous. Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. Number five: how great you are with Ben.
为了补救缺点单的裂痕，罗斯又列了个优点单，列举了瑞秋的可爱之处。全是好话，却没有上一条感人。情人的优点不胜枚举，也不必枚举……
15、《with or without you 》罗斯在电台给瑞秋点了这首歌道歉，当主持人知道罗斯对瑞秋做了什么(列缺点单)之后，觉得这是太糟糕的事儿了，于是决定把点歌的机会留给还有机会复合的人——一个开车撞了自己女友的家伙。
16、PHOEBE: I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa!
一个曝笑而辛酸的场面。菲比要去找他爸爸了，她对着桌上爱因斯坦的照片说：“外公，保佑我好运。”这个姑娘不但没有完整的亲情，甚至不知道他们是谁。
17、PHOEBE: I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
菲比第一次去找爸爸，却一整天不敢踏进家门。她怕这个爸爸会让她失望，她已经失去了一个想象中的爸爸，不想再失去现实中的这个。
18、JOEY: I've never slept with someone for a part.
其实乔伊还是很有原则的，虽然觉得女制作人很漂亮，但他不想为了角色跟别人上床。尽管最后这家伙还是折了，但至少说明他的女人们都是他真正喜欢的，哪怕大多数只能喜欢一天。
19、MRS GREEN: You didn't marry your Barry.，But I married mine.
瑞秋的妈妈想跟她爸爸离婚，来女儿这里要大麻抽，咨询最新的性事，当我们跟瑞秋一起崩溃时，被她的一句话震撼的哑口无言：“你没有嫁给你的巴利，但我不幸嫁给了我不爱的人。”
20、ROSS: Look, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it.
凯萝儿的父母反对她的同性恋婚姻，拒绝参加婚礼。深爱着她的前夫罗斯这时却站出来支持她，因为爱是当事人的事情，谁都不能阻挠。
21、SUSAN: You did a good thing today. You wanna dance?
罗斯亲手把前妻交给了另一个女人。感激不尽的苏珊约罗斯共舞，死对头难得的温馨场景。他们拥在一起的样子，像一对很美的情敌。
22、ROSS: “In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight.”
罗斯去片场看马修，马修却好像不认识他了。罗斯和朋友们一起唱起马修最爱的歌，小猴子跑过来爬上罗斯的肩膀。
23、PHOEBE: look at your purse, look at your sweater, look at yourselves.
莫尼卡和瑞秋为了尚格云顿打得不可开交，菲比再次制止了她们无意义的疯狂。“看看你们都什么样儿了?”为了那样的男人，值得吗?
24、“Looks like we made it……”
乔伊告诉罗斯马修要杀青了，要不要去见它一面。罗斯说它很忙，就不要打扰它了。这时马修出现在咖啡馆门口，敲打着玻璃……
25、JOEY: Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.
乔伊开始赚钱了，给了钱德勒812块，做为钱德勒一直以来照顾他的一点点补偿，直到这时，我们才知道钱德勒照顾乔伊那么多……
26、PHOEBE: Because she's your lobster.
PHOEBE: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like. .
菲比的龙虾理论，龙虾一旦定情，就会相爱终身。很老的时候，都会爪子牵着爪子，幸福地在鱼缸里散步。
27、RACHEL: NO but Ross. We are never gonna happen, OK. Accept that.
ROSS: E-except, except that what?
瑞秋跟罗斯说我们不可能了，接受吧。罗斯听成了“除非……”，然后像抓最后一根稻草似的问到“除非什么……”
28、PHOEBE: See, he's her lobster.
瑞秋看到高中舞会的录像，才明白罗斯爱她有多深。两人紧紧抱在一起，菲比说：“我说吧，他是她的龙虾。”
29、RACHEL: I know, I just didn't want to wear my glasses on my first date.
为了第一次约会装扮得漂亮，瑞秋没戴眼镜，看不到电影字幕，什么都没看懂。
30、ROSS: I'm sorry I had to work tonight.
“对不起，由于工作的事而让你等了这么久。”
RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.
“没关系，你值得等……一辈子。”
31、MRS. GELLER: So Jack, you ever think about trading me in for a younger model?
“杰克，你有想过把我休掉，再找一个年轻一些的小妞吗?”
MR. GELLER: Of course not. With you it's like I've got two 25-year-olds.
“我才不呢，从年龄上来算，跟你在一起，就等于抱着两个二八佳人。”
32、JOEY: Plastic spoons. Great.
CHANDLER: Lick away my man.
为了乔伊舔调羹，两兄弟争吵。细心的钱德勒买了一大袋一次性调羹给乔伊，让他尽情舔吧。可惜这也无法阻止乔伊要搬走的步伐。
33、JOEY: you keep it, you need the practice.
钱德勒和乔伊比赛决定足球桌的归属。乔伊赢了，临走却把桌子留给了钱德勒：“你需要练习。”
34、PHOEBE: The voice woman. Ya know, I mean, she has a great voice but she doesn't have a video.
菲比的歌曲遭遇假唱，她最先想到的不是自己，而是觉得这对那个唱歌的臭臭猫一样的女孩不公平。
35“Livig alone ,think all of the friends I know,when I dial the telephone,nobody's home.ALL BY MYSELF.”
分开住以后，乔伊和钱德勒最煽情的场景。我们总是在孤独的时候，才会更明白有朋友是多么幸福。
36、MONICA: You really ok with it?
RICHARD: Oh honey, I'm fine.
莫尼卡说出了她庞大的前男友名单，只爱过两个女人的老理查觉得没有什么，让莫尼卡很感动。
前恋人数目从来不是相处的重要所在，重要的是谁正在与你在一起，你们是否珍惜。
37、ESTELLE: Things change, roll with them.
乔伊失去了《光辉岁月》中的大角色，经纪人给他安排了一个“计程车司机乙”角色的面试，乔伊很不习惯，不想去。经纪人跟他说：“世事难料，你必须随着改变自己的心态。”
从高到低，不感到失落;从低到高，不觉得浮躁，这两件事最能体现人的涵养，不管你身处什么样的状态，保持那份从容，就是最大的成功。
38、RACHEL: How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
经典黄段子，瑞秋傻大姐作派的完美体现。“女权”和其它所有思想一样，都是为人们的幸福服务的。原本就很幸福的两人，又何必为了这所谓的“精神”多添波折呢。喜欢这句话：“真正幸福的情侣从来不分高低。”
39、ROSS: I'll take it. My gift to you man.
CHANDLER: Hey look, are we gonna have to bring this out every time Ross comes over?
乔伊穷得被人追回了新家里的装饰品，罗斯为了安慰他，花不少钱给他买下了那只瓷狗。其实乔伊并不喜欢这东西，所以每次罗斯来他们家时，他和钱德勒才会把瓷狗从储藏间里搬出来。
40、JOEY: I'm not movin' back in 'cause I have to. Well, I mean, I do have to. It's just that that place wasn't really, I mean, this is...
乔伊搬回来时对钱德勒说的话。他不是因为穷得没办法才搬回来的，虽然他确实穷得没办法了。钱德勒理解和包容的笑，兄弟俩在公寓里那么幸福地跳。
41、PHOEBE: Why are you guys so upset? It's Old Yeller, it's a happy movie.
菲比的毒贩妈妈，那个自杀的女人，因为菲比的这句话而伟大。她在那样恶劣的环境下，给了菲比一片如此美好的天空，从这一点看，她上演了美国版的《美丽人生》。当然，最理想的父母，应该活得很美好，给孩子一个幸福的榜样。
42、BEN: Hi.
本人生的第一句话，不如他老爸那句“hi”经典，却使许多人兴奋不已，苏珊甚至说可以看到他大学毕业的模样了。我们能体会到曾经我们的父母是多么爱我们，当我们成为父母，也会有这种幸福，要一直爱它，永远觉得它是你的骄傲。
43、CHANDLER: I, I know. [Hugs her. Ross walks out and Chandler puts her in his arms.]
瑞秋跟钱德勒讲述父母关系紧张使她很难过。钱德勒说我了解你的感受，并给她一个大大的拥抱。罗斯出来了，没有误解，钱德勒招招手，将瑞秋送到他的怀里。
44、PHOEBE: Ok, this is the most romantic disease I've ever had.
菲比得了麻疹，偏巧海军男友这时过来与她相聚，不但没嫌弃她丑陋，反而跑过来很热情地吻她。菲比说这是她得过的最浪漫的疾病了。
45、RICHARD: Monica, wake up. Monica. I thought of a thing.
为了让莫尼卡平衡，不觉得自己是唯一偏执的人，男友理查想了一整夜，终于找到自己的一个怪癖——只能睡在床的左边。
46、PHOEBE: What does she mean by HH?
CHANDLER: (shyly) It means we're holding hands.
钱德勒网恋时的小情趣，HH代表手牵手，真是个浪漫的家伙。
老友记第一部的台词(二)1、RACHEL: Honey, this will help. (hands him a tub of ice cream)
每次钱德勒陷入失恋的深渊，女孩们就会在他身边，喂他吃冰激凌，对他说贴心的话。对他的羡慕甚至远远超过了乔伊的艳遇。
2、Phoebe: Aw, honey it's not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I don't see that happening.
菲比搬出莫尼卡公寓的理由。无论是朋友还是恋人，有时候，保持一点距离，不是因为不爱你，而是因为太爱你。
3、Joey: I'm not wrong! I wish I was.
乔伊看到詹尼斯和前夫接吻，开始怕伤害钱德勒，故意瞒着他。但眼见他越陷越深，不得不告诉他真相。“我没看错，我也希望我看错了。”
4、Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. They're like, they're like a family, and if, I was you , I know I wouldn't want to be the guy who stood in the way of that.
乔伊说如果他是钱德勒，他会放弃詹尼斯。因为詹尼斯和前夫有一个孩子，这是一个家，他不想做破坏家庭的人。玩世不恭的乔伊，如果有一天结婚，他的娘子一定很幸福。
5、Ross: It's okay if he bumps his head, kids bump their heads all the time, y'know, it was your first time babysitting, I figured you did the best you could.
Monica: You jerk! You know how much I love that kid!
Ross: Monica bang! Monica bang!
莫尼卡和瑞秋不小心碰了本的头，罗斯很大度，知道瑞秋尽力了。
罗斯骗莫尼卡说本被摔坏了，莫尼卡着急的样子，让我们觉得本真的很幸福。
还有兄妹俩打闹追逐的场面，很温馨。
6、Joey: All right, means that much to you, I'll let you have her.
兄弟之间最棘手的问题，喜欢同一个女人。真的要让的话，也要记得不要说“让给你”呀。
7、Joey and Monica: Merry Christmas!!
Phoebe: You saved them! You guys! Oh God, you're the best!
菲比因为老去的圣诞树要被切碎而伤心，朋友们买了一屋子快干枯的圣诞树庆祝圣诞节，他们的节日往往都很不辉煌，但因为有了彼此，每次都特别开心。
8、Sarah: Really Mr. Geller, you don't have to do this.
罗斯不小心打伤了童子军小姑娘的腿，竭尽所能得卖饼干都没能实现她的愿望。在钱德勒的公寓里，他们布置成飞船的模样，钱德勒和乔伊推着转椅，罗斯手拖着地球仪。小女孩实现了愿望，笑得就像真的在飞船里一样。
9、Rachel: Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now?
“我们在一起都快一年了，你怎么还不信任我呢?”
Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her.
“我跟前妻生活了八年，她还是离我而去了。”
我们都觉得罗斯的嫉妒有些变态的时候，这句话突然让我们难过，并理解了他。他太在乎这段感情，所以才会这样疯狂。”
10、Rachel: Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous.
真正相爱的两个人，根本不需要猜疑。妒嫉从来留不住感情，相反只会把心爱的人推得越来越远。我们理解了罗斯，不证明他的做法是对的。
11、Rachel: We should take a break. A break from us.
你相信吗?就为了应该谁道歉这样的小事儿，两个相爱的人就错过了七年?
12、Ross: (to Chloe) I like this song.
酒吧里，《with or without you》再次响起，罗斯忧郁地说：“我喜欢这歌。”而瑞秋在寂寞的窗前不停播着罗斯家的电话。
那首歌反复唱着：“and you give yourself away,and you give ……and you give yourself away.”
为什么要错过呢?为什么要放手呢?为什么不能妥协，为什么不能原谅，为什么不能珍惜呢?
13、Ross: I can't imagine, I can't imagine my life without you. (Both of them are starting to cry.) Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, (drops to his knees and hugs her around her waist) and, and....
“我不敢想象，我的世界没有你会怎么样?没有你温柔的抚摸，没有你深情地凝视，没有你贴心的挂念，没有你使我赖以生存的爱。瑞秋，我们可不可以重归于好?”
Rachel: (crying) No. I can't, you're a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever.
“我很想，但是不能。你已经不是我爱过的那个罗斯了，因为那个罗斯绝不会做伤害我的事，永远不会。”
14、Phoebe: Y'know what, I can stay, I'm gonna stay.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmother' cab, but y'know what, I'll stay.
Monica: Noo! I'll stay. He's my brother.
瑞秋和罗斯分手后，约其他人去滑雪。发现了罗斯的孤独，大家争着留下来陪他，即使意味着要玩两整天无聊的飞镖。
15、Ross: Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. Cause you know love lasts forever.
与瑞秋分手后，罗斯去前妻家串门，发现她正准备和苏珊庆祝周年。
“蜡烛，香槟，太棒了，因为，爱是一生一世的财富。”刚刚分手的罗斯说这话时特别让人难受。
16、Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) You planned this all out, and I don't want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
菲比的车在半路上没油了。罗斯大老远跑过去帮助他们，却无法与他们一起去滑雪。他说：“不用担心我，我会好好过。你们计划了这么久了，好好玩吧。”
然后目送朋友们远去，一人踏上孤单的回程(如果他能回的去的话)。
17、Ross: I need juice! People need juice!!
罗斯看到瑞秋和马克约会，心如刀绞，几乎抓狂。
18、Monica: Something wrong?
Rachel: (She takes the T-shirt out of the box and holds it to her chest and take a deep breath.) No. Nothing.
罗斯将要回的小T恤又还给瑞秋，因为那是瑞秋最喜欢的睡衣。上帝，请告诉我，相爱的人为什么要分开?
19、Phoebe: Oh, it's so great to see you feeling like this!
乔伊说看着爱的人跟别人回家，感觉太难受了。怪异的菲比说我真为你高兴，言外之意是我们的小孩乔伊终于长大了，体会到了真爱的感觉。
20、Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what I'm saying is I should have considered your feelings before I went home with you that night.
I've recently learned what's it like to be on your side of it, and I'm sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye.
可爱的乔伊，在体会到被人甩掉的感觉后，一一打电话跟他的一夜情女伴们道歉，请求她们的原谅。做任何事情前，先要考虑好对方的感受。
21、Monica: (popping back up) Regular or decaf?
Pete: Ah, which ever is closest.
莫尼卡穿着旱冰鞋为男友拿饮料，问要哪一种。男友说要最近的那种。(因为他怕莫尼卡多走路摔跤)
22、Phoebe: Okay, well they are a huge responsibility, especially at this age. They require constant care. They-they need just the right food, and lots and lots of love.
菲比说养宠物需要很多责任感。教育小孩子又何尝不是呢?只有稳定的经济是不够的，你必须给他们源源不断的爱。
23、Chandler: If they can't find a home for her, they kill her! And I'm not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!
由于牵扯太多精力，钱德勒去还宠物小鸡，却发现如果还回去小鸡就要被杀掉，于是他带着它回来了，还多带了一只小鸭。
24、Ross: Eh, Beause I knew that if I told you, you'd make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight.
罗斯要去电视台录节目，精心准备了一个下午。但当他发现瑞秋需要人陪着去医院，还是取消了节目的录制。
永远要搞清楚：在你的生命里，什么才是真正重要的东西。
25、Monica: Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself like this. So if you have to do this, then you're gonna have to do it without me.
白痴富翁，为什么人总要如此固执?他征服了商界、科学界，得到了世界上最美丽的女人，所以要去追逐体能的极限?他征服和得到的那些，他懂得好好呵护吗?
26、Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
“跟你分手是因为我很生你的气，并不是因为我能不再爱你。”
