爱华网笑话,顾名思义,是一种通过幽默的文字或图示来达到令人会心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文学形式。下面是小编带来的用英语写的笑话故事，欢迎阅读!
用英语写的笑话故事篇一
A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
The father replied: I don 't know son. I'm still paying!!
用英语写的笑话故事篇二
At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home...
He asks him: what are you doing?
The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!!! I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!!!
Father said: Wait!!!!!!!! I am coming with you.
用英语写的笑话故事篇三
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
The husband laughed and said: An English girl!!!
The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip?
The wife: Very good, thank you.
The husband: And, what happened to my present?
The wife: Which present?
The husband: What I asked for: the English girl?
The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it's a girl!!!
用英语写的笑话故事篇四
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, "What are you waiting for? " The husband replies, "autumn."
用英语写的笑话故事篇五
A couple drove several miles down a country road with intense silence. Not a word was said to each other. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither wanted toconcede his position. As they passed a barnyard of mules(骡子) and pigs, the wifesarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours? " "Yep, " the husband replied, "inlaws ".
用英语写的笑话故事篇六
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
鱼网
“你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安?”老师发问道。
“把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。”小女孩回答道。
