爱华网笑话能够反映一定的社会现象，尤其能够从不同侧面反映广大人民群众的思想状况、爱憎情感、理想信念等各方面情况。下面是小编带来的关于小学生英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
关于小学生英语笑话篇一
The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge(胭脂，口红) and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。
“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”
他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约磅;第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”
关于小学生英语笑话篇二
That's Why 原来如此
Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and people paid a lot of money for them. They said, "This boy's going to be famous when he's little older, and then we're going to sell these pictures for a lot more money."
Jimmy's pictures were different from other people's because he never painted on all of the paper. He painted on half of it, and the other half was always empty.
"That's very clever," everyone said, "Nobody else does that!"
One day somebody bought one of Jimmy's pictures and then said to him, "Please tell me this, Jimmy. Why do you paint on the bottom half of your pictures, but not on the top half?"
"Because I'm small," Jimmy said, "and my burshes don't reach very high."
吉米三岁开始画画，五岁时已经画得很好了。他画了很多美丽而有趣的画，人们出高价购买。他们说，“这个孩子长大一点肯定会出名，我们可以靠这些画大赚一笔。”
吉米的画与众不同。因为他从来不在整张纸上作画。他只画一半的纸，而另一半他总空着。
“构思多么巧妙啊!”大家都说，“从来没有人这么做过。”
有一天，一个人买了吉米的画，然后问他：“请告诉我，吉米，你为什么总是在纸的下半部分画画，而不是在纸的上半部分?”
吉米说，“因为我个头小，够不着上面。”
关于小学生英语笑话篇三
Expensive Price 昂贵的价格
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母亲：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?
牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了。
关于小学生英语笑话篇四
I wish
Wife talking to her husband(who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.
妻子走到看报纸的丈夫面前说：我真希望我是一份报纸，这样我每天都可以被你捧在手心里了。
丈夫回答到：我也希望如此，这样我就可以主宰和改变你一天了!
关于小学生英语笑话篇五
Office Christmas party 办公室圣诞晚会
"Are you coming to the office Christmas party tomorrow night?" the young man asked his colleague veduchina.
"Well" replied his friend, "I'd like to but I'm afraid I've got to stay home. My pet will become very anxious if I stay out late."
"Pet?" replied the young man, "I didn't know you'd got one. What is it veduchina?"
"A centipede veduchina."
"A centipede? That's unusual." But that's no problem. Why don't you bring him with you?"
“你明天去参加公司组织的圣诞晚会吗?” 一个年轻人问他的同事。
“我当然想去”朋友回答到，“但是我必须呆在家里，因为如果我回去太晚我的宠物会很担忧!”
“宠物?”年轻人回答到，“我不知道你还有宠物，是什么宠物?“
“一只蜈蚣。”
“一只蜈蚣?那很常见啊。那不是问题，你可以把它带上啊!”
