爱华网有些笑话广为流传。人们笑过之后还能掩卷思考,获得一些启迪。下面是小编带来的简短英语爆笑笑话，欢迎阅读!
简短英语爆笑笑话篇一
多少只兔子?
Teacher: Now，Jonathan , if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?
老师:好，乔纳森，假如我给你三只兔子，第二天我又给你五只，你一共有多少只兔子?
Jonathan: Nine, sir.
乔纳森:一共有九只，先生。
Teacher: Nine?
老师:九只?
Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.
乔纳森:先生，我本来就有一只。
简短英语爆笑笑话篇二
作文
Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket”. After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play.”
老师给学生出了个作文题:“一场板球赛”。两分钟后，西蒙·斯蒂尔交了作文，老师允许他回家了。他在作文上写道:“下雨，比赛终止。”
简短英语爆笑笑话篇三
吉姆的历史考试
Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination`?
姨妈:吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?
Mother: Oh, not at all well，but there，it wasn’t his fault. Why, they askedhim things that happened before the poor boy was born.
母亲:唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事情。
简短英语爆笑笑话篇四
学法语
Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn?
儿子:爸爸，法语难学吗?
Father: My boy, at the beginning it is，but after that it becomes easy.
父亲:我的孩子，开头是难，可往后就变得容易了。
Son: That’s great! I’11 learn the latter half.
儿子:太好了!那我就学后半部分。
简短英语爆笑笑话篇五
好消息和坏消息
The doctor is talking to a woman in a hospital bed. "I have some good news for you and some bad. First the bad news — We amputated the wrong leg. Now here is the good news — we’ve discovered that your other leg doesn't need to be removed after all.”
医生对躺在病床上的一位妇女说:“我给你带来了好消息，也带来了不好的消息。先告诉你一个不好的消息是我们截错了你的那条好腿。现在我再来告诉你一个好消息，我们发现你的另一条腿没必要截除了。”
