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笑话是现代社会发展最快的一种口头文学体裁,它体现了某一民族行为中最深刻的和潜意识中的观点。小编分享一分钟英语笑话带翻译，希望可以帮助大家!
一分钟英语笑话带翻译：senior class
年长者阶层
during the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, i told him that mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. he then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.
医生按期来探视我的老母。我告诉他母亲不几天就要庆祝她98岁的生日了。医生听了也很高兴，为此，他弯下腰来亲了她一下。然后他说不几天他也要庆祝自己的生日，并要求她还他一个吻。
when he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "can you imagine, " she said. "seventy dollars and i had to kiss him too!
医生走后，我母亲厌恶地摇摇头。“你能想象吗，”她说，“付了他70元，我还得亲他!”
一分钟英语笑话带翻译：I'd rather buy a gift
我宁愿买一件礼物
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。“没关系”，他说，“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺”。妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，“我宁愿给你买一件礼物”。
一分钟英语笑话带翻译：sunset
日落
father: this is the sunset my daughter painted. she studied painting abroad, you know.
父亲：这幅《日落》是我女儿画的，你知道，她曾在国外学过画画。
friend: ah, that accounts for it! i never saw a sunset like that in this country.
朋友：啊，怪不得!我在本国还从来没有见过这样的日落。
一分钟英语笑话带翻译：a new employee
新员工
several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
一个年轻人在被雇用几个星期后，被叫到人事经理的办公室。
what is the meaning of this? the director asked. when you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. now we discover this is the first job you ever held.
这是什么意思?经理问，当你申请这份工作时，你告诉我们有五年工作经验，现在我们发现这其实是你的第一份工作。
well, the young man said, in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.
嗯，年轻人回答，你们的广告上说需要找一个有想象力的人嘛。
