爱华网笑话作为民间俗文学的一种重要体裁,具有深厚的民族文化内涵。下面是小编带来的最爆笑的双语英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
最爆笑的双语英语笑话篇一
Much worse
那就更糟了
Policeman:Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed Of your watch?
警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢?
Man: lf I had opened my mouth,they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。
最爆笑的双语英语笑话篇二
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, ¨I hear sirens. Jump!"
两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西o第一个说：¨我听到警报响了，快跳吧!”
The second one said, ¨But we're on the 13th floor!”
第二个说：¨但是我们在13层啊!"
The first one screamed back, ¨This is no time to be superstrtiousl!
第一个朝他大喊道：¨都什么时候了，还这么迷信!¨
最爆笑的双语英语笑话篇三
A kid asked his dad,"Hey,Pop,can you write in the dark?”
有个孩子问他爸爸：嘿，爸，你能在黑暗中写字吗?
The dad answered,"Sure. What do you want me to write?”
爸爸回答：当然。你要我写什么?
The boy said, "Your name on this report card,"
男孩说：在这个成绩单上写你的名字。”
最爆笑的双语英语笑话篇四
A tricky girl said, "Mom,I got a one hundred in school today!
一个狡猾的女孩说："妈妈，我今天在学校得了一个100分!"
The mom replied, "Great,SW8etie,tell me about it."
妈妈回答说："太好了，小可爱。跟我说说情况."
The girl reluctantly said,"Well,I got a twenty in math,a thirty in history and a fifty in spelling."
这个女孩不情愿地说："嗯，我数学得了20分，历史得了30分,拼写得了50分。
最爆笑的双语英语笑话篇五
A father told his son， "When Lincoln was your age he walked ten miles to school every day."
一个父亲告诉他的儿子："当林肯在你这个年纪的时候，他每天走10里路去上学。“
The kid replied, "Well, when he was your age,he was president!"
弦子同答.”嗯，当他在你这个年纪时，已经是总统了。
最爆笑的双语英语笑话篇六
A cult leader claimed that he survived on air.
有一个教派的领导者宣称，他靠空气就能存活。
A doubter said, "I saw you eating French fries at McDonald's yesterday."
一个表示怀疑的人说：”我昨天还看到你在麦当劳吃暮条。“
The gurureplied,"You can't call that food.“
这位宗教领袖回答：“你不能称那东西为食物。”
最爆笑的双语英语笑话篇七
I knew a guy who played his radio only in the morning.
我认识一个人，他只在早上收听广播。
When someone asked him why,he replied, "This is an AM radio.”
当有人问他为什么时，他回答：”(我的)这一台是AM(调幅)收音。“
