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关于英语故事笑话带翻译：Numbers
数字
A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented,"I don’t think that’s going to help.""Sure it will,"he said."It’s the only way I can see the numbers."
一个女人看见丈夫使劲收腹站在体重秤上，以为他想称得轻一点，就说：“没用的。” 丈夫说：“当然有用，这样我才能看到秤上的数字。”
关于英语故事笑话带翻译：The Score
分数
Tom: How should I convey the news to my father that I have failed my exams again?
汤姆：我怎么跟我爸爸说考试挂了呢?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.
大卫：发个电报：结果已出，去年成绩在现。
关于英语故事笑话带翻译：A Bachelor
一个单身汉
Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt.
杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。
A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms.
一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让杰克填。
Jack finished them and gave them back.
杰克完成后并递上表格。
"Anything else?" The nurse asked.
"还有什么漏填的?"护士问。
"Yes," Jack thought for a while and said "I'm a bachelor."
"有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉。"
关于英语故事笑话带翻译：My Seat
我的位子
"Excuse me, but the seat you've taken is mine."
"请原谅,你占了我的位置。"
"Yours? Can you prove it?"
"你的位置?你能征明这点吗?"
"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌。"
关于英语故事笑话带翻译：I Have a Sister
我有一个妹妹
Father: Is the school closed today?
父亲：今天学校放假了吗?
Son: No, Dad. I came home early.
儿子：没有，爸爸。我提前回来了。
Father: How did you do that?
父亲：为什么?
Son: I told my teacher I had a new baby brother and had to come home and help you.
儿子：我跟老师说，我有一个小弟弟，我得回家帮你。
Father: But your mother has had twins. You’ve got a baby brother and a baby sister.
父亲：但是你妈妈生了双胞胎，你有一个小弟弟和一个小妹妹。
Son: Yes, I know, Dad. I’m saving up my baby sister for next week.
儿子：是的，我知道，爸爸，我要等下个星期再说我有个小妹妹了。
