爱华网民间笑话是一种颇受人们喜爱的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实基础。小编整理了简短的英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!
简短的英语笑话带翻译：如何不被查酒驾
Dear miss know-it-all, how can it go out for an evening of drinking and not tick getting a DUI?
亲爱的百事通，你知道怎么在晚上喝酒还不属于酒后驾车吗?
Go to a ballpark.
去棒球场。
简短的英语笑话带翻译：骗子
A:Hey, dad, how can you tell when someone’s lying?
A:嗨，爸爸，怎样才能知道谁说谎了?
Dad:How do I know? Go ask an expert.
爸爸：我怎么知道，去问专家。
A:Ok. Hey, mom...
A:哦，妈妈~~
B: I’d like to join your liars club.
B:我想加入你的说谎者俱乐部。
C: Ok, you’ll need to fill out an application.
C:好的，你需要填一张申请表。
C: Occupation?
C:职业
B:Mule skinner.
B: 骡夫
C: Age?
C:年龄?
B:20
B:20
C:Weight?
C:体重?
B:92 LBS.
B:92磅
C:Hey, what the heck...Go on in and make yourself at home!
C:哦，见鬼，你可以随时回家了。
简短的英语笑话带翻译：一边吸一边玩
A: I hear smokeless tobacco has been banned
A:我听说无烟烟草已经被禁止了。
B:Great!That’ll really helped clumsy
B:太好了!正好帮助了那些笨人。
A:How is that?
A:怎么说?
B:He can’t chew and play at the same time, anyway.
B:无论如何，他总算不能一边吸一边玩了。
简短的英语笑话带翻译：失望不快
A:Doom and gloom,gloom and doom,all you write is doom and gloom
A:失望不快、失望不快，都是失望不快。
A:Just once why can’t you write about gloom and joy?
A:为什么不写愉快不快呢?
B:Because they don’t rhyme
B:因为这样比较押韵。
