爱华网笑话是日常生活中人们消遣娱乐的一种常见语言现象,其目的在于在会话过程中传递和激发幽默感。下面是小编带来的经典英文笑话，欢迎阅读!
经典英文笑话篇一
The Thinker
《思想者》
Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled The Thinker.
两个男孩正在欣赏罗丹的著名雕塑《思想者》。
"What do you suppose he's thinking about?"asked one.
“你猜他在想什么”其中一个问道。
"I guess he's thinking about where he put his clothes." replied the other.
“我猜他是在想他把衣服放在哪里了，”另一个回答说。
经典英文笑话篇二
Kid's Perspective
孩子的视角
On the way home from the first day of school, the father asked his son, "What did you do at school today?"
在上学第一天回家的路上，父亲问儿子，“你今天在学校做了什么?”
The little boy shrugged his shoulders and said, "Nothing".
小男孩耸耸肩说:“没什么。”
Hoping to draw his son into conversation, the father persisted and said, "Well, did you learn about any numbers, study certain letters, or maybe a particular color?"
为了把儿了引到谈话中来，父亲继续着话题，说道:“那么，你学习了任何数字、字母或者也许什么特定的颜色吗7”
The perplexed child looked at his father and said, "Daddy, didn't you go to school when you were a little boy?"
困惑的孩子看着父亲说:“爸爸，难道你是一个小男孩的时候没有上过学吗?”
经典英文笑话篇三
Where It Should Be Plugged
插在何处
A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old.
一位母亲十分擅长利用每一个机会教育孩子。她的儿子中有3岁。
One day, she took a plug and said to her son,
一天，她拿着一个插头，对儿子说:
"Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes.
“看，这里有两个铜片，那它一定要插在有两个孔的地方。
Where do you think it should be plugged?"
你说它应该插在哪儿呢?”
She waited for an answer expectantly.
母亲满怀期待地等着儿子的回答。
"Plug in nose." is the answer.
“插在鼻子里!”儿子回答说。
经典英文笑话篇四
God is Missing
上帝失踪了
There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief.
有两兄弟总是搞恶作剧。
If somebody had been locked up in his house,
如果有人被锁在自己的房子里，
or if somebody's dog had been painted green, one always knew who the culprits were-the brothers.
或者谁家的狗被漆成了绿色，人们总知道谁是罪魁祸首——兄弟俩。
One day the boys' mother asked a priest to talk to her sons and put the fear of God in them so that they would mend their ways.
一天，男孩的母亲请牧师和她的儿子们谈谈，让他们对上帝感到敬畏，以便他们能改善他们的行为。
The priest asked her to send her sons to him one at a time.
牧师叫她把两兄弟一个一个地送过来。
When the younger boy came, he made him sit and asked him: "Where is God?"
年幼一些的孩子过来了，牧师让他坐下，问他:“上帝在哪里?”
The boy did not answer.
男孩没有回答。
The priest asked again, in a louder voice: "Where is God?"
牧师又问，这次声音更大了:“上帝在哪里?”
The boy remained silent.
男孩仍然保持沉默。
But when the priest asked the same question for a third time, the boy jumped up and ran away.
当牧师第三次问同样的问题时，男孩跳起来跑走了。
He went straight to his brother.
他直奔向他的哥哥。
"We are in big trouble!" he gasped.
“我们有大麻烦了!”他喘着气说。
"What's wrong?" asked the older boy, warily, wondering which of their sins had caught up with them.
“你怎么了?”年长的男孩谨慎地问，想知道到底因为他们做的哪件坏事人们要逮捕他俩。
"God is missing," said the youngster, "and they think we have something to do with it!"
“上帝不见了，”弟弟说，“他们认为这事和我们有关!”
经典英文笑话篇五
God is Watching
上帝在看着
The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch.
学生们在食堂排队吃午餐。
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
在桌子的一头有一大堆苹果。
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
修女写了一张纸条，贴在苹果托盘上:
"Take only one. God is watching."
“只能拿一个。上帝在看着你。”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
顺着午餐队伍往前走，在桌子的另一端有一大堆巧克力饼干。
A child had written a note,
一个孩子写了一张纸条，
"Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
“想要多少拿多少，上帝正看着苹果呢。”
