爱华网笑话是一种用来逗笑取乐的文体。笑话,不仅能让同学们在日常生活和学习中不时地会心一笑,还能从中学习到不少的英语知识。下面是小编带来的中英对照英语笑话阅读，欢迎阅读!
中英对照英语笑话阅读篇一
an ogden, iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation(集会) for a cup of coffee. when asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "it's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."
衣阿华州奥格根的一位牧师正在与一位教友为一杯咖啡而猜硬币。别人问他那是否构成赌博行为时，牧师答道：“这仅仅是决定由谁来做一件善事的一种科学方法。”
philosopher bertrand russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "of course not. after all, i may be wrong."
当我人问哲学家罗素是否愿意为了他的信仰而献身时，他答道：“当然不会。毕竟，我可能会是错的。”
a newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "if a fire broke out in the louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
中英对照英语笑话阅读篇二
一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅?”
the winning reply was: "the one nearest the exit."
获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅。”
中英对照英语笑话阅读篇三
Business just started开张大吉
A young businessman had just started his own firm.
一个年轻人的公司刚刚开张。
He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
他租用了漂亮的办公室，办公室内还放上了古董作装饰。
Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office.
这天，这位年轻人正在办公室里面坐着，他看到一个男的走进了办公室。
Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
为显示他是个成功的老板，这位年轻的生意人拿起电话假装正在谈大买卖
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor,
张觜就是三、五个亿，闭觜就说一切搞定、没问题!好不容易电话“打”完，挂上听筒，年轻人问进来的那人
"Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
“您有事吗?”那人说，“有事，我是来给你开通电话的”。
中英对照英语笑话阅读篇四
Mark Twain's Tie
马克·吐温的领带
Returning from a visit with Harriet Beecher Stowe one day, Mark Twain was reprimanded by his wife for having forgotten to wear a necktie.
一天，马克·吐温从斯托夫人那里回来，妻子因为他忘记带领带出门而责备他。
Some time later a messenger arrived at Mrs. Stowe's door with a small package.Inside was a black necktie and a brief note: "Here is a necktie. Take it out and look at it. I think I stayed half an hour this morning without this necktie. At the end of that time, will you kindly return it, as it the only one I have. Mark Twain."
不久，一个送信的人来到了斯托夫人家门口，还带来了一个小包裹，里面装着黑色的领带和一张便条，“这是我的领带，请您拿出来看一看。我想今天早上我在您家停留厂半小时，没有带领带。时间到了，能请您归领带吗，囚为我仅此一条。马克·叶温。”
中英对照英语笑话阅读篇五
Logic reasoning
逻辑推理
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.
小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。
"Here is the situation," she said.ua man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance,falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion.knows that he can't swim,and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank ?" A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings ?"
她举了这么一个例子：“有这样一种情况，一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼，突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。他的妻子听到了喊声，知道他并不会游泳，于是就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么?”一个女生举手答道，“是不是去取化的存款?”
