爱华网笑话是日常生活中人们消遣娱乐的一种常见语言现象,其目的在于在会话过程中传递和激发幽默感。本文是特别搞笑的英语笑话，希望对大家有帮助!
特别搞笑的英语笑话篇一
In court a judge asked the witness, “How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you’re under oath, so tell the truth.”
The woman replied, “I’m twenty one and some months.”
The judge said, “Be specific: how many months?”
So she said, “One hundred and eighteen months.”
庭上的法官问证人：“您多大了?我的意思是，真实年龄是多少?别忘了刚才你已经宣誓过，所以请诚实作答。”
女士回答：“我二十一岁又几个月。”
法官说：“要讲精确，到底是多少个月?”
她回答：“一百一十八个月!”
特别搞笑的英语笑话篇二
Mike and Bob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. “I have an idea,” said Mike.
“We’ll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.”
“What, do you think I’m stupid? I have an idea. I’ll shine flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light.”
“What, do you think I’m stupid? You’ll just turn off the flashlight when I’m halfway there.”
Mike和Bob正在屋顶上铺设瓦片，突然一阵大风把他们的梯子吹倒了。
Mike说：“我有个主意，我把你扔下去，然后你就可以把梯子捡起来了。”
“哼，你以为我是傻的啊?我也有个主意，我开着手电筒，你就可以沿着灯柱爬下去了。”
“哼，你以为我是傻的啊?如果我爬到一半你把手电筒关了，怎么办?!”
特别搞笑的英语笑话篇三
—Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
—I’m sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
—Well, bring me the winner then.
——服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。
——对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。
——哦， 那我要打赢的那只龙虾。
特别搞笑的英语笑话篇四
A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.
"God," he said, "how long is a million years?"
God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."
The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God answered, "To me, it's a penny."
The man then asked, "God, can I have a penny?"
God answered, "In a minute."
特别搞笑的英语笑话篇五
Spendthrift Son 挥霍的儿子
Young Howard came home in great excitement, saying, "Dad! Dad! On returning from school,
I ran home behind the bus all the way and saved the fifty-cent fare."
The dad replied by slapping the son on the cheek as he shouted, "Spendthrift! Why didn't you
run behind a cab and save $5.00?"
