爱华网All Ghosts r fucker!
粗话我很少讲,不过我知道一点怎么骂人的
如果你对人或事情不满的时候可以用shit,也可以用于说别人胡说八道,,bullshit也可以,,,fucking bullshit,fucking就是我们中文的"操你妈" 你应该知道的,很粗鲁,所以最好别用
男的可以骂fucker,或slob,idiot,女的就用bitch咯,,
另外可以用Are you out of your mind?说别人是不是脑子有病或脑子进水,Are you crazy ?也可以..
bastard也可以用来骂男的,私生子的意思,,You bastard!!就是 你是杂*,,不吵架的时候千万别用,别人会跟你拼命的.
叫别人滚开you gotta get out of here ...或fuck off...
某个人的行为招惹你,让你很生气,可以说I`ll kill you .
鉴于师父真诚的邀请，(其实是迫于师父的淫威)现总结dirty English如下：
一怎样用英语骂人
Shit.
这个词恐怕是最常用的了，最近我经常挂在嘴边，我觉得倒没什么，不过老大和小疯都说太难听，建议改为shoot，说新时代的女性都用shoot，(老友记里的瑞秋就经常把t省略了，说shoo)比较文明，又能表达愤怒之情。
Fuck.
这个词太难听了，不建议使用，虽然我们经常从欧美的电影里听到fuck you。突然想起枪花曾经唱过一首歌，名字就叫fuck you, bitch虽然名字这么放荡不羁，可是听着歌词和旋律心里竟有些凉意。扯远了。美国人好像挺能造词的，由这个词造出了好多词，一个是fucking，a few good man里的上校动不动就说you fucking people,Sex and the City 里Mr.Big的经典一句abso-fucking-lutely(真他妈一定)。另一个就是fucker和motherfucker，最近看的《现代启示录》里，那帮美国士兵就一直在说you motherfucker.
Ass
这个词很好用啊，我觉得也比较文明。比如死胖子就可以说you fat ass，笨蛋就可以说you stupid ass，如果你对某个人很愤怒就可以学皇后乐队说一句you can kiss my ass goodbye。是不是很酷啊？哈哈。不过用asshole就不太好听了。
Jerk
这个词表达的愤怒之情很强烈，you jerk一般都翻译成你混蛋！打个比方，你男朋友和一帮女人喝酒，还眉来眼去，你就可以上前，打他两个巴掌，然后恶狠狠地说you jerk！但愿这种状况不会出现。
Suck.
这是个动词。you suck一般翻译成你好贱，你好烂。（前些日子athrun还对我说，他听到了一句很经典的话--“人至贱则无敌！”。我娘哎，好有古典气息啊！）挺好用的，比如今天的课很烂，你就可以说it sucks，如果你突然发现某个人很不地道，你就可以说he/she sucks.
像是son of bitch(狗娘养的)holly shit,damn it(去死吧，见鬼)bullshit（胡说）这种常见的就不多说了。
伏明霞同学说了，学英语也不学骂人话。咱专门反其道而行之。作为语言现象，还是应该了解一点的，最起码和一些坏蛋外国人吵架时不会吃亏。
二something about sex.
The birds and the bees(转自YAN的博客)
不要被字面意思所迷惑啊，我要说的不是鸟儿和蜜蜂，而是性教育。摘录一下英文的定义：
A euphemism for sex education, especially when taught informally. For example, It’s time Father told the children about the birds and the bees.
The birds and the bees最初应该起源于1928年Cole Porter的畅销曲Let’s Do It (Let’s Fall In Love)。歌里是这么唱的:
And that’s why birds do it, bees do it.
Even educated fleas do it.
Let’s do it, let’s fall in love
显然，do it是指“做那事儿”。这个委婉语到现在仍然非常流行。就我个人感觉而言，它的使用率跟have sex差不多，比make love要高。
另外，World Wide Words指出，the birds and the bees第一次在媒体上正式亮相是1939年。Freeport Journal Standard报上有这样一段文字：A Frenchman was born sophisticated: he knows about the birds and the bees. 法国人生来就是老练的：他了解性是怎么回事。
（ao, 原来Nike的广告词”Just do it”就是这么来的啊。^_^哈哈，八卦无罪！八卦万岁！好象还挺押韵的。）
Pussy
虽然是猫咪的昵称，可是还是不用为妙。上次老师在班里放《女人香》,Pacino有一句著名的台词the only way to the heaven is pussy，当时听了后，我和师父就哈哈大笑，笑完了才发现，就我俩在笑，(现在想来，很汗颜。真是太有损于我们矜持的形象了！)后面的两个同学问我什么意思，弄得我非常尴尬，只好说：“我也不太清楚，你们还是查查字典吧”其实如果看sex and city(欲望都市)，就能学到好多这方面的单词，里面经常用的还有cunt，两个词一个意思，大家可以查查字典。说到cunt，想到曾经看到过一首澳大利亚的打油诗：
I gave her a pece,she came over a fence,
I gave her a shilling,and she was willing.
I gave her a smack, and she opened her cunt.
Cock.
大家好象只知道这是鸡的意思，不知道这个词是个很常用的禁忌语。不知道为什么，我们的十二生肖里的鸡，大家老是翻译成cock，其实翻译成rooster更恰当些。不知道有多少外国友人看了后都在不怀好意偷偷地笑。jimo老师说我们的乌鸡白凤丸中的鸡翻译成cock，进口到国外，不知道吓坏了多少外国友人。大家如果知道它的意思，估计也能吓个差不多。上次的听力课上老师放了一部电影，名叫liar,liar，我发现这个词还可以当动词用。这个词和dick,penis的意思同样。
Sleep around
这个词是jimo老师教的。他说around这个词很好搭配，比如fool around就是瞎混，look around就是随便看看，sleep around的意思大家就很明白了。
还有很多像是adltery,below jobs(b job for short)这样的词，就不易多说了，我再怎么说也是个给人印象甜美乖巧纯洁的小女孩啊！
容易引起误会的句子
she is a easy girl
这句话的意思就相当于she is easy to sleep around。这是外教教的。
Are you free tonight？
这是Edward教的。他说你如果在国外问人家are you free tonight?别人一定会说no, I’m not free, I’m very expensive。我怎么觉得上初中和高中的时候经常用Are you free tonight呢？悲哀啊！
You are different
这还是jimo老师教的。这句话的潜在意思就是说you are twist（你是同性恋），jimo老师说，以前有人曾经赞扬他说you are different，吓得他直说no, I’m not different. I’m straight（我是异性恋）当别人说你different时，一定不是什么好事，指不定人家在质疑你的性趋向有问题，如果你真想赞扬别人与众不同时，可以说you are so special.
What do you want?
章子怡在好莱坞的时候，就问好莱坞的娱乐记者What do you want?其实她是想说：“你想问什么？”谁知道那哥们特别不地道地说I want you.唉！没文化真可怕啊！! 其实这句话的潜层意思就是do you want sex?
后记：
应该很多的，可现在就想到这些。语言真是博大精深啊！前不久上YAN的博客，发现他也在致力于这方面的研究，把这方面的语言现象都总结了一下。大师啊！小辈仍需努力！不过他一直怕“把纯洁的少男少女教坏了，要乖一阵子”，所以全都用英语来说的。还特别可爱地说：“指不定哪天心血来潮把condom后的故事挖一挖”,那我一定转载，哈哈。活到老，学到老。最后要十分非常相当大力感谢师父的智力支持，您才是站在风口浪尖上的智慧高手啊！徒弟从来没有像现在一样感觉到知识是如此有力量！有文化真好啊！哈哈哈哈！
OTHER LINKS：
1.Stopcomplaining!别发牢骚！
2.Youmakemesick!你真让我恶心！
3.What‘swrongwithyou?你怎么回事？
4.Youshouldn‘thavedonethat!你真不应该那样做!
5.You‘reajerk!你是个废物/混球！
6.Don‘ttalktomelikethat!别那样和我说话!
7.Whodoyouthinkyouare?你以为你是谁？
8.What‘syourproblem?你怎么回事啊？
9.Ihateyou!我讨厌你！
10.Idon‘twanttoseeyourface!我不愿再见到你！
11.You‘recrazy!你疯了!
12.Areyouinsane/crazy/outofyourmind?你疯了吗？（美国人绝对常用！）
13.Don‘tbotherme.别烦我。
14.Knockitoff.少来这一套。
15.Getoutofmyface.从我面前消失！
16.Leavemealone.走开。
17.Getlost.滚开！
18.Takeahike!哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。
19.Youpissmeoff.你气死我了。
20.It‘snoneofyourbusiness.关你屁事！
21.What‘sthemeaningofthis?这是什么意思？
22.Howdareyou!你敢！
23.Cutitout.省省吧。
24.Youstupidjerk!你这蠢猪！
25.Youhavealotofnerve.脸皮真厚。
26.I‘mfedup.我厌倦了。
27.Ican‘ttakeitanymore.我受不了了！（常用）
28.I‘vehadenoughofyourgarbage.我听腻了你的废话。
29.Shutup!闭嘴！
30.Whatdoyouwant?你想怎么样？
31.Doyouknowwhattimeitis?你知道现在都几点吗？
32.Whatwereyouthinking?你脑子进水啊？
33.Howcanyousaythat?你怎么可以这样说？
34.Whosays?谁说的？
35.That‘swhatyouthink!那才是你脑子里想的！
36.Don‘tlookatmelikethat.别那样看着我。
37.Whatdidyousay?你说什么？
38.Youareoutofyourmind.你脑子有毛病！
39.Youmakemesomad.你气死我了啦。
40.dropdead.去死吧！
41.fXXkoff.滚蛋。
42.Don‘tgivemeyourshit.别跟我胡扯。
43.Don‘tgivemeyourexcuses/Nomoreexcuses.别找借口。
44.You‘reapainintheass.你这讨厌鬼。
45.You‘reanasshole.你这缺德鬼。
46.Youbastard!你这杂种！
47.Getoveryourself.别自以为是。
48.You‘renothingtome.你对我什么都不是。
49.It‘snotmyfault.不是我的错。
50.Youlookguilty.你看起来心虚。
51.Ican‘thelpit.我没办法。
52.That‘syourproblem.那是你的问题。
53.Idon‘twanttohearit.我不想听！
54.Getoffmyback.少跟我啰嗦。
55.Givemeabreak.饶了我吧。
56.Whodoyouthinkyouretalkingto?你以为你在跟谁说话？
57.Lookatthismess!看看这烂摊子！
58.Youresocareless.你真粗心。
59.Whyonearthdidn‘tyoutellmethetruth?你到底为什么不跟我说实话？
60.I‘mabouttoexplode!我肺都快要气炸了！
61.Whatastupididiot!真是白痴一个！
62.I‘mnotgoingtoputupwiththis!我再也受不了啦！
63.Ineverwanttoseeyourfaceagain!我再也不要见到你！
64.That‘sterrible.真糟糕！
65.Justlookatwhatyou‘vedone!看看你都做了些什么！
66.IwishIhadnevermetyou.我真后悔这辈子遇到你！
67.You‘readisgrace.你真丢人！
68.I‘llneverforgiveyou!我永远都不会饶恕你！
69.Don‘tnagme!别在我面前唠叨！
70.I‘msickofit.我都腻了。
71.You‘resuchabitch!你这个婊子!
72.Stopscrewing/fooling/messingaround!别鬼混了！
73.Mindyourownbusiness!管好你自己的事！
74.You‘rejustagoodfornothingbum!你真是一个废物！/你一无是处！
75.You‘vegonetoofar!你太过分了！
76.Iloatheyou!我讨厌你！
77.Idetestyou!我恨你！
78.Getthehelloutofhere!滚开!
79.Don‘tbethatway!别那样！
80.Can‘tyoudoanythingright?成事不足，败事有余。
81.You‘reimpossible.你真不可救药。
82.Don‘ttouchme!别碰我！
83.Getawayfromme!离我远一点儿！
84.Getoutofmylife.我不愿再见到你。/从我的生活中消失吧。
85.You‘reajoke!你真是一个小丑！
86.Don‘tgivemeyourattitude.别跟我摆架子。
87.You‘llbesorry.你会后悔的。
88.We‘rethrough.我们完了！
89.Lookatthemessyou‘vemade!你搞得一团糟！
90.You‘veruinedeverything.全都让你搞砸了。
91.Ican‘tbelieveyournever.你好大的胆子！
92.You‘reawaytoofar.你太过分了。
93.Ican‘ttakeyouanymore!我再也受不了你啦！
94.I‘mtellingyouforthelasttime!我最后再告诉你一次！
95.Icouldkillyou!我宰了你！
96.That‘sthestupidestthingI‘veeverheard!那是我听到的最愚蠢的事！
97.Ican‘tbelieveawordyousay.我才不信你呢!
98.Younevertellthetruth！你从来就不说实话！
99.Don‘tpushme!别逼我！
100.Enoughisenough!够了够了！
101.Don‘twastemytimeanymore.别再浪费我的时间了！
102.Don‘tmakesomuchnoise.I‘mworking.别吵，我在干活。
103.It‘sunfair.太不公平了。
104.I‘mverydisappointed.真让我失望。
105.Don‘tpanic!别怕!
106.Whatdoyouthinkyouaredoing?你知道你在做什么吗？
107.Don‘tyoudarecomebackagain!你敢再回来！
108.Youaskedforit.你自找的。
109.Nonsense!鬼话！
Vulgarisms in English
It seems that everybody is now learning English and if you ask an English learner what kind of English he is learning, he will probably provide the following answers: American English, British English, standard English, English dialects, etc. But rarely can you hear anyone saying ‘I’m learning vulgarisms in English”. It is true that the adoption of vulgar terms in one’s languages would arouse other people’s oppositions, especially those from parents and teachers, and would also probably label that language user as “uneducated, illiterate, etc.” We , however, when look at English from the descriptive linguistic point of view, should never try to avoid the study of vulgarisms. Just as Ronald Wardhaugh put it “(in descriptive linguistics) Linguists are concerned with how languages work, not with how they can be improved (if indeed they can be). A sentence such as He ain’t got none is to be explained, not criticized or corrected.” Then I would like to say that a sentence such as That god damned mother fucker kicked the shit out of my ass is to be explained, not criticized or corrected. “They may produce undesirable consequences when uttered in certain circumstances, but this observation is a social rather than a linguistic observation.” Thus, in the following pages I would list the most commonly used vulgar terms in English and classify them in an effort to analyze the occasions on which these terms could be used, the effects they could produce on such occasions and the reason for their existence.
English vulgarisms, as is known to all, are very often referred to as four-letter words. The reason is obvious: most vulgar terms, such as fuck, shit, darn, damn, etc., are composed of four letters. This might be a coincidence which is really hard to account for. But, anyway, we are not concentrating on why most of them are four lettered.
The English vulgar terms, basically, could be put into five categories. In the first category, we have those terms representing some ominous concept. The first example here is hell. In the Longman Contemporary English-Chinese Dictionary the first lexical meaning of the word hell is “(esp. In the Christian and Muslim religions) a place where the souls of the wicked are said to be punished after death” and the third lexical meaning of this word is “slang, a swear word, used in anger or to strengthen an expression”. Here are some examples of how hell is used: 1)The man said “Oh, God! My head hurts like hell!”(哦，天哪！我的头真他妈的疼) In this sentence, the expression like hell means very much, very hard, very fast, etc. 2) “I won’t, you say?------Like hell, I will.”(你说我不会？------去你的，我会！) Here we can also use such terms as by hell, the hell, etc. to express strong disagreement or refusal.3) beat hell out of, kick hell out of, knock hell out of, etc or knock the hell out of means to beat, etc severely. 4)come hell or high water means no matter what difficulties may be encountered. 5) When an abnormal criminal said “I killed her for the hell of it”, he meant that he killed her for fun or adventure. 6) When he came back late, his wife gave him hell. give someone hell means to punish, castigate or rebuke someone severely or to cause someone pain or misery. In the first three examples that are offered above, hell is very vulgar while in the last three examples it is used as a part of the slang. As we could see, when the man said his head hurt like hell, he expressed his pain more vividly than if he said his head ached very much. Words like this in English are darn, damn, etc and most of them have religious origins and are often used with God, for example, God damn it.
In the second category fall those terms related to the sex organs of human beings. The first one that comes to my mind is dick (penis, the exterior male sex organ). “No body would like to talk to John, cause he is a dick head.” Here, dick head means an idiot, a fool or someone being despised. Then in the following sentence, dick means to quit or to play truant. “ ‘Hi, buddy! Come to our party tonight at our fraternity!’ ‘Sorry, I can’t, cause I have classes this evening.’ ‘Then dick it.’ ” The other term I want to specify here is ball. When it is used in plural form, balls, it means testicles, nonsense, guts, courage or (usually of a man) to have sexual intercourse with somebody. “Don’t ask him to go with us, he’s got no balls.” (means courage) “ ‘He said you failed the exam’------‘Balls’ ” (nonsense) “He often ballses up our parties when he get hammered.” (Balls up means to make a muddle or mess of or to throw into confusion) Other examples are puss or pussy ( a puss-gentleman means a male who pays too much attention to his dress ), cunt(a woman regarded as a sexual object), etc.
In the third category lay the terms related to sexual intercourse. The most “famous” one is fuck. Fuck, actually can be regarded as “an international vulgarism”. Fuck, the vulgar term for having sex, can be used in almost every sentence that one can speak, which is just like the Chinese word ma de(妈的). Here are some examples of how this word is used. 1) “You stole his apple, didn’t you?”------“Fuck you, John, who told you that?”(Here fuck you, which is often used as a set phrase, is a way to express the speaker’s displeasure or resentment) 2) “You want to pull the trigger pull the trigger, you miserable blind mother-fucker!!”(From the movie the Scent of a Woman) An interesting thing to note here is that even though mother is often regarded as the object of the word fuck in both Chinese and English, there is a slight difference between the subjects of these expressions. In Chinese, the agent of the action fuck is the speaker, that is to say if a Chinese says “fuck your mother, John!” he means that he is the agent who fucks John’s mother while if an English speaker says “ John, you mother-fucker” he means that John is the agent who fucks his own mother, which implies incest. 3) “It’s very cold today, isn’t it?”------“No, it’s not very cold. It’s fucking cold.”(In this conversation we meet the most fashionable word fucking, which means very, extremely or to a great extent when used as an adverb.) 4) “ I’m totally fucked up last night, so I don’t have a damn clue of what had happened.”(Here, fucked up means to be drunk) 5) That wound is sweet fuck all or fuck all bears the meaning that the wound is nothing at all. 6) “Can we do this tomorrow? I’m fucked today.”( fucked means exhausted or useless) 7) What the fuck are you doing here? Who the fuck do you think you are talking to? When the fuck did you come back? etc.( the fuck in these sentences has no special meaning and is only used to express a kind of surprise mixed with resentment) 8) Fuck actually can mean a lot in everyday conversations. An extreme example is this: A driver, after checking up his car engine said “ the fucking fuck won’t fuck!”. The real meaning of this is “the fucking engine won‘t work”. Other terms related to sexual intercourse are bastard ( the literary meaning of which is a child born of parents not married to each other and is now most often used to call a difficult or unpleasant person or thing, an unfortunate person, or neutrally, a chap. “Where have you been hiding all these years? You bastard!”你个混蛋，这几年死到哪儿去了？), sucker( an easily cheated person) and slut ( literally a dirty and untidy woman, now refers to a person who has sex with a lot of people merely for the purpose of the satisfaction of sexual desire) “Don’t hang out with her, she’s said to be a slut.”
The next category contains term related to body fluid, emunctory and egesta. British people and Australians use bloody as their “national vulgarism”, for example, they would say “You bloody miserable son of a bitch!” “Piss off, Peter, I am working now”(piss off means to go away) “ What he said really pissed me off” means his words annoyed or upset me very much. “You cheated me, asshole!”( asshole is similar to bastard or mother-fucker in terms of usage 骗我，你个王八糕子) Another fashionable word is shit. “Oh, shit! I lost my wallet.”( an expression of shock esp. when something terrible happens 妈的！我的钱包丢了) “Ernest almost kicked the shit out of Ron’s ass” means that Ernest beat Ron severely. “Oh, dad, you don’t know shit!”( Oh, dad, you don’t know anything!爸，你懂个屁！) “What she said was bullshit!”( What she said was nonsense 她说的话简直就是放屁)
The last category contains comparatively small numbers of words which are related to animals, but the only one that I can offer as an example here is bitch. Bitch is a very vulgar term used to dress women. “Don’t go to ask her. That bitch has no fucking clue of what has happened.”(别去问她，那婊子什么都不知道)
Vulgarism is an effective way to express one’s emotions and will relieve people’s stress, make people relax and is a kind of irreplaceable special music for life. Vulgarisms are blood veins and animate substances, which will make all other ways of interjections faint in the face of them. People also use them to express their disdain towards unreasonable systems and use them as banners for challenges or even fights. Vulgarisms, when used among friends or relatives or on other informal occasions, will make people feel a more intimate or relaxed relationship. But on formal occasions like in a lecture, a speech in public, etc. vulgarisms will certainly arouse the audience’s disdain or contempt. Thus on formal occasions those terms as I have listed in this essay should be avoided.
As a conclusion we should know that vulgarism is an inevitable or even indispensable part of human language, culture and civilization, the most clear evidence of which is the coexistence of vulgarisms and taboos for so many centuries. Vulgarisms, though bombarded by constant taboos imposed by political, social, religious, ethical and individual factors, have never been on the decline or extinct, which indisputably proves the vitality of vulgarisms.
Bibliography:
1. Longman Contemporary English-Chinese Dictionary. Beijing: Modern P, 1996.
2. The Scent of a Woman. Hollywood Motion Picture.
3. Zhao, Qi. “The Cultural Background of double binds and single foregorunds of languages.” A Collection of Research Papers in the English Subject, 1997: 265-82.
