I watching you in myyard,(我看见你在院子里)making my nipples rockhard,(让我的上身变得很硬)Wish you'd lose thebodyguard,(我真希望那保镖去死)so I could fick yourface.(这样我就可以舔你的脸了)I love you black nappyhair,(我爱你的黑短发)and those hotsuit that yourwear.(你穿的黑西装)I am wearing yourunderwear,(我正穿着你的内裤)that stole form yourplace.(从你家偷来的哟)I am totalpsycho,(我真是个心理变态)Stying through inwindow.(从窗户里偷窥你)I'll kill that Micsellehoe,(我要杀掉蜜雪儿)and,takeoverasFirstlady.(这样我就是第一夫人了)Hi! Nice to metyou!(嘿!很高兴见到你)I'm freakin'crazy!(我感觉我快抓狂了!)When I kill youwife,(当我杀了你老婆)You will marryme.(你就要和我结婚了)CarlyObama,(卡莉儿·奥巴马)Will bemy new name,(就是我的新名字)I've been youstalker,(从你竞选那天起)since your firstcampaign!(我就是你的忠实粉丝)whoa,I don't knowyou.(噢!我可不知道你)Your freakin'crazy!(你看起来像个疯子)You look likedude.(你看起来像个男的)Youeyesare lazy.(你是不是得过斗鸡眼)And you really needto(另外我要拜托你)Stop stalkingme.(不要再跟踪我了)Your pale skin andbangs,(你的白皮肤和留海)Are supercreepy.(真是吓死我的毛了)You might not realize ityet,(你好像还不知道事实)But soon we'll be havingsex(反正再过不久我们)Inside the ovaloffice.(就在你的办公室(自行yy))Your totallyin eane.(你真像一个疯子)Maybe if I wash mycar.(也许我擦一下我的车)It wiil make your weenierhard.(会让你的下体有感觉)Please stop or I'm gonnabarf,(你快住手我快吐了)You look worse thanMcCain.(你比麦肯还难看)Now I'm gonna falloff,(我现在就要)Of this cars' hhodtop.(从这车的引擎盖上)Oh,my head hit arock,(噢!我的头撞到了石头上)OMG! It's reallybloody.(o my god!这太血腥了)I snuck in yourroom(我偷偷潜进了你的房子)while you areaway,(趁你出去时)And stole yourboxes,(我偷了你的四角裤)They smell good,don'tthey?(这很好闻不是吗?)Get those damnboxes(靠!把这四角裤)Out of myface,(从我的脸上拿开)Or else I'mgonna(不让我就要拿电话)To callC.I.A.(叫中情局过来了)No! Please I loveyou!(不!我真的很爱你)Just give onetaste.(只是给我尝一口而已)Take one stepcloser,(你要再敢靠近)AndI'll scream outbreak,(我就立马叫他们过来了)Wait…who the hell is thatguy(等等……那个玩着电吉他的男人是谁?)playing the bassOh,that'sOsama(噢,他就是本拉登啊)My death was afake(本拉登唱)(其实我一直在装死啦)When people fake losing theirlife,(要是有人假装过世)it makes me lookbad,(那纯粹是想让我出丑)how could you dothat?(你怎么能这样做?)This makes me so somad.(这真的让我大动肝火)But secretly I've alwaysliked(不过我一直暗恋着你那)your sexy bread andhat.(性感的大胡子和帽子)Will you be myman?(你想做我的男人吗?)So call memaybe?(记得打电话叫我哦)
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