爱华网从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。本文是关于英文笑话小短文，希望对大家有帮助!
关于英文笑话小短文：Farm jokes
What is a cow's favorite TV show?
Dr Moo!
Why was the farmer hopping mad?
Because someone had trodden on his corn!
What would happen if bulls could fly?
You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up!
What do you get if a sheep walks under a cloud?
A sheep that's under the weather!
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed!
What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'?
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog!
How do you take a pig to hospital?
By hambulance!
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A yolk book!
关于英文笑话小短文：Fish jokes
Where are most fish found?
Between the head and the tail!
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
A herring aid!
What do fish sing to each other?
Salmon-chanted evening!
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed!
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
On squid row!
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
Monkfish!
What bit of fish doesn't make sense?
The piece of cod that passeth all understanding!
What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?
A fish tank!
What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?
Tsardines!
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!
关于英文笑话小短文：Mouse jokes
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?
Mice Krispies!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What is a mouse's favorite record?
'Please cheese me'!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Mice cubes!
What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
关于英文笑话小短文：Spider jokes
Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!
What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
Why are spiders good swimmers?
They have webbed feet!
How do you spot a modern spider?
He doesn't have a web he had a website!
What are spiders webs good for?
Spiders!
What kind of doctors are like spiders?
Spin doctors!
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!
What did the spider say to the fly?
We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
It became a daddy short legs!
关于英文笑话小短文：It's His Fault 是他的错
Billy and Bobby were small boys. They were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.
Last Saturday their mother said to them, I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden and be good.
Yes, Mummy, the two boys answered, and they went out.
They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen. Mummy, he said, Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allen's house. Mrs. Allen was one of their neighbors.
He's a bad boy, his mother said. How did he break it?
I threw a stone at him, Billy answered, and he quickly moved down.
是他的错
比利和波比都是小男孩。他们是兄弟，两人经常打架。
上个星期六，他们的妈妈对他们说，我现在要做午饭了。去，到花园去玩吧，别淘气。
是，妈妈，两个男孩回答，然后他们就出去了。
他们在花园里玩了半个小时，然后比利跑进了厨房。妈妈，他说，波比打碎了艾伦太太家的窗玻璃。艾伦太太是他们的邻居。
他是个坏孩子，他的妈妈说，他是怎么把玻璃打碎的?
我朝他扔了一块石子，比利回答道，他赶紧蹲下。
