爱华网幽默与笑话是人们生活中的精神乐趣,是人们智慧与文化的结晶。下面是小编带来的2016英文小笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!
2016英文小笑话带翻译篇一
One or Two 一还是二
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.
Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.
顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉?
服务员：先生，请稍候，我去把它切成两块。
2016英文小笑话带翻译篇二
Father and son 父与子
Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wifeuntil he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
儿子：爸爸，听说在非洲的一些地方男人在结婚前根本不认识他的妻子。
父亲：孩子，实际上所有的国家都是这样的。
2016英文小笑话带翻译篇三
It depends 看情况
Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?
Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.
旅行者：我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车吗?
售票员：那得看你跑得有多快。火车15分钟前开出。
2016英文小笑话带翻译篇四
Keep feeding him nickels 再喂他几枚五分镍币
A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up twodimes. Frantically(疯狂似地) , she called to the father outside.
"Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes! What shall I do?"
Yelled back the father, "Keep feeding him nickels!"
母亲见三岁的儿子将一枚五分镍币放进嘴里吞了下去，她立刻将他抱起，头朝下不停地拍打他的后背，他咳出了两枚一角的硬币，她发狂似的朝正在外面的孩子父亲喊道：
“你儿子刚才吞下了一枚五分镍币，可咳出两枚一角的硬币!我该怎么办呢?“
孩子他爸大声回答道：“再喂他几枚五分镍币!”
2016英文小笑话带翻译篇五
Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet
"May I borrow your record player tonight?" a man asked his neighbour .
"Sure. Do you want to listen to some music?"
"No." he answered." Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet."
“今晚我可以借用以下你的唱机吗?”一个人对他的邻居说道。
“当然可以，你也想听听音乐吗?”
“不，”他回答道，“今晚我想安安静静地休息一下。”
