爱华网笑话一般比较短小,喜剧性很强,普遍存在于人们的日常生活中。笑话的娱乐作用可以减轻人的心理压力,促进身体健康。下面是小编带来的课前一分钟英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
课前一分钟英语笑话篇一
An open-book exam 开卷考试
On the day of our final exam at my Community College in Santa Maria, Calif., we heard that the bookstore had changed its policy and would buy back our business-management textbooks. Before class, several of us dashed over to the store and sold our books. We were seated and waiting for the test when our professor announced that considering the difficulty of the final, it would be an open-book exam.
我在加利福尼亚的圣玛丽亚市一所社区大学读书。期末考试那天，听说书店在回购我们的工商管理课本。考试前，我们几个赶忙跑到书店把书卖了，随后，我们坐在教室里等着考试。这时候教授宣布：考虑到试题的难度，今天的考试我们决定开卷。
课前一分钟英语笑话篇二
A Promise 承诺
The landlady1 said to the hard-up author: "When will you pay arrears2(拖欠，滞付) of room rent?"
The author replied: "I will pay you as soon as I receive the check that the publisher will send me if he accepts the novel that I am about to start writing when I have found a suitable subject and the necessary inspiration. "
房东太太对手头拮据的作家说：“你欠交的房租什么时候付清呀?”
作家回答说：“等我找到了合适的主题，也有了必要的灵感，就立即着手写一本小说。只要出版商接受了，他就会给我送来支票。我一收到支票，马上就付清所欠的房租。”
课前一分钟英语笑话篇三
He had an idea 想到一个主意
The speaker1 found2 some people leaving the building during3 the meeting4.
He was5 annoyed6. Then he had7 an idea. When someone8 else started out, the called out to the man:" Wait a minute, I’ll go with you to see what is on the outside, It must be more interesting than what is going9 on here."
会议上发言人发现有人离开会场。
他感到很恼火，就想出了一个主意。当有人离开时，他大声叫住那个人说：“等一下，我要和你一起去看看外面有什么活动，那一定比这里的更有意思。”
课前一分钟英语笑话篇四
An Accurate Report 准确的报道
An editor stuck up a notice above his desk. It read, "Accuracy! Accuracy! Accuracy!" and he always pointed1 it out to the new reporters.
One day a young reporter came to hand in his report of a public meeting. The editor read it through and noticed the sentence, "Three thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine eyes werefixed2 upon the speaker."
He demanded angrily, "What do you mean by making a stupid mistake like that?" The reporter protested, "But it's not a mistake. There was a one-eyed man in the audience."
有个主编在他的办公桌的上方贴了一条标语，写着“准确”“ 准确”“准确!”而且总是向新来的记者指出它。
有一天，有个年轻的记者交给他一篇关于一个公众大会的报道。主编认真审阅时注意到有一句话是“三千九百九十九只眼睛都注视着发言的人。”
他就很生气的责问到：“犯了这么愚蠢的错误。你怎么搞的嘛?”记者申辩道：“这可不是错误，听众中有一个人是瞎了一只眼睛的。”
课前一分钟英语笑话篇五
Allergy 过敏性反应
A political speaker was annoyed by a man in the audience. The man coughed and sneezed and blew his nose almost constantly.
Finally the speaker was unable to stand it. He very politely said to the man: "You are having so much discomfort1. If you go out to the open air, it might be good for your cold."
The man replied: "I haven't any cold. I'm just allergic2 to lies."
一位政治演说家被听众中的一个人烦扰得非常恼火。这个人几乎不停地咳嗽、打喷嚏、撸鼻子。
最后演说家忍不住了，他很客气地对这个人说：“你感到这么难受，如果到户外去，可能对你的感冒有好处。”
这个人回答说：“我没有什么感冒。我只是听到有人撒谎就过敏。”
