爱华网英语故事教学不仅能有效地学习英语知识,亦能有效地培养学生的思维能力。本文是关于幽默英语小故事，希望对大家有帮助!
关于幽默英语小故事：Having the money
拿到钱
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
男孩：我可以给你买杯饮料吗?
Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.
女孩：你不如直接把钱给我得了。
关于幽默英语小故事：Cough
咳嗽
Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today.
医生：听上去你咳嗽今天好多了。
Patient: It should. I've been practicing all night.
病人：应该如此。我昨晚练习了一整夜。
关于幽默英语小故事：At the Lesson of Geography
在地理课上
A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What is this, John?”
老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说：“约翰，这是什么呀?”
John got up and said: “Your forefinger.”
约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。”
关于幽默英语小故事：A Secret
一个秘密
A: “This matter I just tell you one person, you must the secret for me."
甲：”这件事我只告诉你一人，请你千万为我保密。"
B: “Trust, not only I want secret for you, I will tell everybody to be secret for you."
乙：”放心，不但我要为你保密，我还要告诉大家都来为你保密。”
关于幽默英语小故事：He Won
他赢了
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
