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关于六年级爆笑英语笑话：How old is he?
An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up.
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"
I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy," and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. Have a glass of vino, and all is well."
"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?"
"Who said my Dad's dead?"
The doctor is amazed "You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?"
"He's 100 years old," says the old Italian golfer. "In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk, that's why he's still alive ... he's Italian and he's a golfer, too."
"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?"
"Who said my grandpa's dead?"
Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?"
"He's 118 years old," says the old Italian golfer.
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"
"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"
"Who said he wanted to?"
关于六年级爆笑英语笑话：The Wrong Kind of Doctor
The Wrong Kind of Doctor
There was a lady who went to see a doctor, and the doctor said,
"Sit down, Ma'am. What's the matter with you? Can you tell me
what's wrong?" And then the lady snapped and said, "This is for
you to find out, you know?" The doctor said, "All right! I'm
going to call my friend who is a vet, he's the only doctor I know
who can make a diagnosis without having to ask questions."
关于六年级爆笑英语笑话：FATHER AND SON
Little Johnny's father thought that Johnny was spending too much time playing computer games.He wanted to make little Johnny pay more attention to his schoolwork,so he said,"When Abe Lincoln was your age,he was studying by the light of the fireplace ."
Little Johnny said,"When Abe Lincoln was your age,he was the President of the United States."
关于六年级爆笑英语笑话： Stop That
One day little Johnny was in class when the teacher let go of a ripper of a fart.
She then turns around and blames it on Johnny and says, "Johnny stop that!"
Johnny then jumps onto his desk and says, "Which way did it go?"
关于六年级爆笑英语笑话："第一印象”搞砸了
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients.
When he saw the first visitor to his office come through the door, he immediately picked up his phone and spoke into it," I'm sorry, but my caseload is so tremendous that I'm not going to be able to look into your problem for at least a month. I'll have to get back to you then."
He then turned to the man who had just walked in, and said, "Now, what can I do for you?"
"Nothing," replied the man. "I'm here to hook up your phone."
