爱华网Customer A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里.
Waiter: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!
服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！
Then the waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
Customer A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak?
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”
Waiter:What?You want it to fall on the floor again?
“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”
Scene 2
Waiter:Tea or coffee gentlemen?
服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
Customer A:I'll have tea.
顾客A：我要茶
Customer B: Me too,and be sure the glass is clean!
顾客B：我也是茶,杯子要干净的！
Waiter returns.
服务员回来。
Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?
服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？
Customer A and B become speechless.
顾客A和B作无语状。
Scene 3
Customer A:Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um。。It looks like swimming.
顾客A：服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？ 看起来象是在游泳。
Waiteron't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
服务员：别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
Customer B:Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!
顾客B：服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！
Waiter:Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them.
服务员：是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。
